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Hit Me With Your Best Shot.

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Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 9, 2013 at 8:09 am
(April 9, 2013 at 7:06 am)Brian37 Wrote: How exactly am I a "pussy"?
Because of your music tastes.
Quote:Because of my music tastes?
Yes.
Quote:Really?
Hmm, maybe I should have read ahead before answering each question individually. but anyway - yes.
Quote:Calling me a pussy is he best you've got?
No. As I noted, I meant no offense. Guess you're just too freaking stupid to understand that (no offense).
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 9, 2013 at 8:21 am
John, saying "no offense" after offending someone doesn't negate the fact that you just insulted them, so quit being a goddamn douchebag - offense intended.
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 9, 2013 at 8:29 am
(April 9, 2013 at 8:21 am)Faith No More Wrote: John, saying "no offense" after offending someone doesn't negate the fact that you just insulted them, so quit being a goddamn douchebag - offense intended.
No offense, but here's a quarter - go buy a sense of humor.
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 9, 2013 at 8:32 am
Try being funny.
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 10, 2013 at 5:35 am (This post was last modified: April 10, 2013 at 5:39 am by Violet.)
(April 9, 2013 at 7:06 am)Brian37 Wrote: How exactly am I a "pussy"? Because of my music tastes? Really? Calling me a pussy is he best you've got? ROFLOL

Unlikely. He's just being kind.

But seriously... she did something *OTHER THAN* "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"? Of course she did. So... I'm allowed to post *any* of the lines in her songs?

"Youre the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy"

And just the one? Tiger

Yeah, I'm giving you her other hits. Why the hell do you listen to fucking Pat Benatar? 0.o
(April 9, 2013 at 8:21 am)Faith No More Wrote: John, saying "no offense" after offending someone doesn't negate the fact that you just insulted them, so quit being a goddamn douchebag - offense intended.

Why douchebags are insults to anyone is beyond me... would you rather pork an unwashed vagina with an infection? Angel
(April 9, 2013 at 8:29 am)John V Wrote: No offense, but here's a quarter - go buy a sense of humor.

A quarter wouldn't get you a lot of humor these days... maybe a punch line from an insulted and poor terrible comedian. But if you haven't a penny then a ha'penny will do! If you haven't got a ha'penny then God bless you! Heart
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 10, 2013 at 5:57 am
(April 10, 2013 at 5:35 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Why douchebags are insults to anyone is beyond me... would you rather pork an unwashed vagina with an infection? Angel

No, but I'd also not rather be the one responsible for making it clean, either.
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 10, 2013 at 6:01 am
(April 10, 2013 at 5:57 am)Faith No More Wrote: No, but I'd also not rather be the one responsible for making it clean, either.

Why... it'd be quite an honor. What on this gods-forsaken planet could possibly be more important as vaginal cleaning? :0
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 10, 2013 at 6:04 am
Nothing, as long as it's not me doing it.
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 10, 2013 at 6:07 am
(April 10, 2013 at 6:04 am)Faith No More Wrote: Nothing, as long as it's not me doing it.

THAT'S RACIST!
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RE: Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
April 10, 2013 at 6:10 am
Well, you're a Nazi.Angel
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