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You! Get into the closet! Quick!

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You! Get into the closet! Quick!
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RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick!
December 12, 2009 at 6:09 pm
UK cattle? Holy Shit i'm moving to the UK and beastiality will be my thing.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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December 12, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Checked up today and apparently the SA have separate funds for social work and church work which is clearly communicated to the ranks (sorry). The sermon for a meal idea isn't practiced.
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December 14, 2009 at 10:58 am
(December 12, 2009 at 6:09 pm)Dotard Wrote: UK cattle? Holy Shit i'm moving to the UK and beastiality will be my thing.

There is a reason he put it there. I'm waiting to see who gets the joke.
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RE: You! Get into the closet! Quick!
December 14, 2009 at 1:48 pm
(December 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm)binny Wrote: Although my chiropractor has never made that exact claim he has said that when the spine is aligned then people generally start to eat better, have more energy and feel better all around. Since I've been going my back does feel better and I am able to move a little better, but I have not noticed any better food choices (I had a snicker doodle for breakfast, yum) or more energy. As far as my whole being feeling better, except for my back I feel the same.

What the fuck is a snicker doodle?



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December 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm
It's the most yummy cookie with cinnamon and sugarSmile
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December 15, 2009 at 2:19 am
(December 14, 2009 at 2:46 pm)binny Wrote: It's the most yummy cookie with cinnamon and sugarSmile

+1 Big Grin It's basically a soft sugar cookie covered in a brown sugar and cinnamon mix. Best of the bunch in my opinion.
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December 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Brown sugar? The ones I buy here are made with white sugar. I may have to make a batch now with brown sugar. Oh I can see my butt getting bigger by the minuteBig Grin
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December 16, 2009 at 10:09 am
(December 14, 2009 at 10:58 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: There is a reason he put it there. I'm waiting to see who gets the joke.



Well, it wasn't the 'udder' joke nor the one about beastiality. Can we get a hint as to what the 'joke' is?
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December 16, 2009 at 10:44 am
(December 16, 2009 at 10:09 am)Dotard Wrote:
(December 14, 2009 at 10:58 am)Eilonnwy Wrote: There is a reason he put it there. I'm waiting to see who gets the joke.
Well, it wasn't the 'udder' joke nor the one about beastiality. Can we get a hint as to what the 'joke' is?



Sure.

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December 16, 2009 at 11:01 am
Ah yes. La Vache, French for cow. As I didn't know your name I could have kept on guessing until the cows come home.
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