Wow, you're so mean, everyone has a first time.

Nice Necro gave me a chance to pick out this gem about Aisha Muhammad's 6 year old bride...

After the permanent committee for the scientific research and fatwahs (religious decrees) reviewed the question presented to the grand Mufti Abu Abdullah Muhammad Al-Shemary, the question forwarded to the committee by the grand scholar of the committee with reference number 1809 issued on 3/8/1421 (Islamic calendar). The inquirer asked the following:

It has become wide spread these days, and especially during weddings, the habit of mufa’khathat of the children (mufa’khathat literally translated means "placing between the thighs" which means placing the male member between the thighs of a child). What is the opinion of scholars knowing full well that the prophet, the peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, also practiced the "thighing" of Aisha - the mother of believers - may Allah be please with her.

After the committee studied the issue, they gave the following reply:
It has not been the practice of the Muslims throughout the centuries to resort to this unlawful practice that has come to our countries from pornographic movies that the kufar (infidels) and enemies of Islam send. As for the prophet, peace and prayer of Allah be upon him, thighing his fiancée Aisha. She was six years of age and he could not have intercourse with her due to her small age. That is why [the prophet] peace and prayer of Allah be upon him placed his [male] member between her thighs and massaged it softly, as the apostle of Allah had control of his [male] member not like other believers.

Sounds like someone you can follow faithfully and mold your life around. Thanks for the info.

You do know that this is made up right? As soon as I read that he's supposedly a "grand mufti" without mentioning which country he's a grand mufti of, alarm bells began ringing. And then I done a google search on this man to see if he exists...doesn't exist. And then I done a google search on the fatwa itself....doesn't exist except on other internet forums and anti-islamic websites.

(June 16, 2013 at 1:46 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: Wow, you're so mean, everyone has a first time.

So? Not my problem.

(June 16, 2013 at 2:42 pm)ideologue08 Wrote: You do know that this is made up right? As soon as I read that he's supposedly a "grand mufti" without mentioning which country he's a grand mufti of, alarm bells began ringing. And then I done a google search on this man to see if he exists...doesn't exist. And then I done a google search on the fatwa itself....doesn't exist except on other internet forums and anti-islamic websites.

It's possible that WikiIslam is not the best source for all things Islam but then their advertisement would be made up as well. It's not like I want to continue with this disgusting topic, but it was just kinda sick and I flamed out thinking about all the children religion has fucked over. The further you dig into the topic the harder it is to read, it seems god was created for the specific reason of raping kids. I am sickened.

(June 15, 2013 at 7:01 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote:

(June 15, 2013 at 6:29 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: ZERO
God created females to be satisfied by one partner.

He must have fucked up when he made me then. I could never have been satisfied with just one partner. What a horrifying thought!

I mean at a time; you can get a divorce then marry another man
Medicine proved that a woman having sex with multiple partners are more likely to get STD
Sexual Partnership Patterns as a Behavioral Risk Factor For Sexually Transmitted Diseases
There is a scientific miracle as well about that in Islam that I'll tell you about later.

Quote:I wouldn't want virgins though. 3 seconds is never long enough for me to get any satisfaction.

3 Seconds?
My first intercourse with my wife took 3 hours, and I finished only because of prayer time.

(June 18, 2013 at 5:07 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: 3 Seconds?
My first intercourse with my wife took 3 hours, and I finished only because of prayer time.

There are people on this forum whos sexlife I consider to be interesting.








Yours is not.

(June 18, 2013 at 5:13 am)The Germans are coming Wrote:

(June 18, 2013 at 5:07 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: 3 Seconds?
My first intercourse with my wife took 3 hours, and I finished only because of prayer time.

There are people on this forum whos sexlife I consider to be interesting.
Yours is not.

Are you gay?

(June 18, 2013 at 8:01 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: Are you gay?

Please guide me through the thoughtprocess which led you to asking this question as a result of my statent.

Or are you simply a childish little turd who resorts to this inmature question when he has no other defence?

Or do you see yourself as the supreme authority on manly heterosexual behavior?

(June 18, 2013 at 8:01 am)Muslim Scholar Wrote: Are you gay?

I wish you were gay, I bet you'd be much more fun than as a Muslim Scholar type who's obsessed beyond good health about some wizzard behind the clouds