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So this is the end..
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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 8:30 am
I'm not sure what your point is. Are you trying to school us on what to do when Jesus comes back?

Because I'm more worried about Loki coming back.
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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 9:46 am (This post was last modified: June 18, 2013 at 9:47 am by FallentoReason.)
(June 18, 2013 at 7:42 am)Drich Wrote: So, does anyone have any on topic arguements or questions?

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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 9:58 am (This post was last modified: June 18, 2013 at 9:58 am by Big Blue Sky.)
This is what came to mind when I read the title topic



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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 3:49 pm
(June 18, 2013 at 7:42 am)Drich Wrote: So, does anyone have any on topic arguements or questions?
Yes, why don't you hurry up and get raptured?
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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm
(June 17, 2013 at 12:31 pm)Drich Wrote: Know post rapture earth will be a satan run empire and will not be an easy place to live out your 'new' faith.

I think that if Satan was given the world to run for a short time, he'd make it the absolute party capital of the universe. The taps would never run dry and the jokes would always be funny. You could hang out in the pool all day and your finger tips would not get all wrinkled. Chocolate and peanut butter candies would automatically drop your body fat to 8%. Sex would increase your alertness and energy levels.

He'd make it paradise on Earth, so that when Jesus came riding on down with his holy armies he'd stop and say "you know, that looks pretty damned good" and he'd be instantly teleported to the DJ booth and we'd put the apocalypse on hold for the rest of eternity.
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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 4:07 pm
(June 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm)Tonus Wrote: I think that if Satan was given the world to run for a short time, he'd make it the absolute party capital of the universe. The taps would never run dry and the jokes would always be funny. You could hang out in the pool all day and your finger tips would not get all wrinkled. Chocolate and peanut butter candies would automatically drop your body fat to 8%. Sex would increase your alertness and energy levels.

Not to mention the music would kick ass.

(June 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm)Tonus Wrote: He'd make it paradise on Earth, so that when Jesus came riding on down with his holy armies he'd stop and say "you know, that looks pretty damned good" and he'd be instantly teleported to the DJ booth and we'd put the apocalypse on hold for the rest of eternity.

Have you heard the shit that's meant for Jesus? He would hop on that turntable and be all like, "Check this out guys," and then when Creed starts blasting through the speakers, everyone would start looking for some two-by-fours and large nails.
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RE: So this is the end..
June 18, 2013 at 4:16 pm
(June 17, 2013 at 3:28 pm)Drich Wrote: If man is doing the judging.. However if God is doing the Judging it means nothing. It would be like a convicted felon(man) finding the judge(God) that sentenced him to death, in contempt of his court.

A better analogy.




You'd believe if you just opened your heart" is a terrible argument for religion. It's basically saying, "If you bias yourself enough, you can convince yourself that this is true." If religion were true, people wouldn't need faith to believe it -- it would be supported by good evidence.
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#28
RE: So this is the end..
June 19, 2013 at 10:14 am
(June 17, 2013 at 8:16 pm)catfish Wrote:
(June 17, 2013 at 12:39 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: How do you reconcile being a Christian and smoking pot?

Genesis 1:29

Besides, it's highly plausible that Jesus was in fact, annointed with hemp oil.

Hemp was used for a variety of things. That doesn't mean it's okay to translate it into a drug that can act as stimulant, depressant, and an hallucinogen.
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RE: So this is the end..
June 19, 2013 at 5:27 pm
(June 19, 2013 at 10:14 am)CleanShavenJesus Wrote:
(June 17, 2013 at 8:16 pm)catfish Wrote: Genesis 1:29

Besides, it's highly plausible that Jesus was in fact, annointed with hemp oil.

Hemp was used for a variety of things. That doesn't mean it's okay to translate it into a drug that can act as stimulant, depressant, and an hallucinogen.

OK by whom? You?
You sound like you would be having a problem with any drug that produces the effects you have listed...
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RE: So this is the end..
June 20, 2013 at 7:39 am (This post was last modified: June 20, 2013 at 7:49 am by Drich.)
(June 18, 2013 at 8:30 am)Faith No More Wrote: I'm not sure what your point is. Are you trying to school us on what to do when Jesus comes back?

Because I'm more worried about Loki coming back.

No, When Jesus comes back it is too late. What I am trying to do is point out in the tribulation (what was depicted in the movie) no grand gesture will save you. That the rules of salvation will be the same. However that does not mean the rules of this world for Christians may not be the same. It is very likly that your new faith will be tested to the point of death.
(June 18, 2013 at 9:46 am)FallentoReason Wrote:
(June 18, 2013 at 7:42 am)Drich Wrote: So, does anyone have any on topic arguements or questions?

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Not when you pretend like nothing has been said.

Nothing of consenquence has. Everything said points the conversation is a different direction than the direction of the stated topic.
(June 18, 2013 at 3:49 pm)Zarith Wrote:
(June 18, 2013 at 7:42 am)Drich Wrote: So, does anyone have any on topic arguements or questions?
Yes, why don't you hurry up and get raptured?

I'm thinking There will be a reminate. Those who are left to gide the rest home.
(June 18, 2013 at 4:01 pm)Tonus Wrote: I think that if Satan was given the world to run for a short time, he'd make it the absolute party capital of the universe.
The bible says this. the party will last about 3 1/2 years, then all Hell is going to break loose. Bowls of wrath, the 4 horsemen etc..
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