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How not to make Muslims angry.
#31
RE: How not to make Muslims angry.
(July 26, 2013 at 8:36 am)Attie Wrote:
(July 26, 2013 at 7:29 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: Well, as long as he/she stays here.
What does that mean? Do you cut off their heads after a while or do you leave them in peace?

Yes, according to an ancient custom, it is obligatory for the youngest male of the house to murder the guest, and make a drinking cup from his skull. Then the whole house gets together, and drinks the victim's blood from it to honour the sacrifice to Termagant and Mahound.
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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#32
RE: How not to make Muslims angry.
(July 26, 2013 at 1:48 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(July 26, 2013 at 8:36 am)Attie Wrote: What does that mean? Do you cut off their heads after a while or do you leave them in peace?

Yes, according to an ancient custom, it is obligatory for the youngest male of the house to murder the guest, and make a drinking cup from his skull. Then the whole house gets together, and drinks the victim's blood from it to honour the sacrifice to Termagant and Mahound.
No wonder the world doesn't trust Muslims, their hospitality sounds too good to be true. I suppose the guest will have to do his 5 prayers a day as well, or else!
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
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#33
RE: How not to make Muslims angry.
(July 27, 2013 at 12:08 am)Attie Wrote:
(July 26, 2013 at 1:48 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: Yes, according to an ancient custom, it is obligatory for the youngest male of the house to murder the guest, and make a drinking cup from his skull. Then the whole house gets together, and drinks the victim's blood from it to honour the sacrifice to Termagant and Mahound.
No wonder the world doesn't trust Muslims, their hospitality sounds too good to be true. I suppose the guest will have to do his 5 prayers a day as well, or else!

Well you can't attend prayers when you're dead! Hospitality is just a ruse to have a steady income of human sacrifices to Termagant.
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#34
RE: How not to make Muslims angry.
Mehmet really puts the 'hospital' into hospitality.

Or indeed vice versa.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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