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Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
Captain Colostomy Offline
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 6, 2013 at 11:54 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 10:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 9:46 pm)catfish Wrote: What's the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to scatter your enemies, to see them driven before you, to watch their cities turn to dust, to see their beloved in tears, and to gather in your bosom their wives and daughters.

You, sir, need to give autoerotic asphyxiation a serious go. Quit pussyfooting around it. Really get that camel dick knotted tight.

Grief.
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#22
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 6, 2013 at 11:57 pm
Please, read my sig.
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#23
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 6:32 am
What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 6:33 am
(August 7, 2013 at 6:32 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

Why do I remember that question from somewhere?


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#25
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 9:42 am
(August 7, 2013 at 6:32 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
African or European?
"Men see clearly enough the barbarity of all ages — except their own!" — Ernest Crosby.
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 12:08 pm
What has it got in its pocketses?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#27
RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 12:10 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 6:33 am)paulpablo Wrote:
(August 7, 2013 at 6:32 am)NoraBrimstone Wrote: What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

Why do I remember that question from somewhere?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 12:12 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 12:08 pm)Stimbo Wrote: What has it got in its pocketses?
my preciousss
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 12:19 pm (This post was last modified: August 7, 2013 at 12:42 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(August 6, 2013 at 11:13 pm)Chas Wrote:
(August 6, 2013 at 11:11 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: Do you think Chingiss Khan, receiver of the divine mandate of the Skies makes jokes? No. Neither do I.

Then you need to be eliminated. Your purpose is anathema to all civilized people.


A thrill voiced, weak witted masturbator from the most inbred parts of Hicksville, Anatolia has become anathema to all civilized people?

Civilized people really needs a better recruitment process for anathemas.
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Start asking how. Stop asking why.
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 2:18 pm
Where are they taking the Hobbitses?
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