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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 2:43 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 11:28 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Why the fuck is alcohol so expensive in Turkey?
Why cant the Turkish women in Germany not be as open minded and liberal as those in Turkey? (to be fair I only was in Istanbul)
Why is taking a public transportation vehicle of any kind in Istanbul like craming your self in a heated ofen?
Why is it that the Turkish minority here is the only minority that hardly has a problem with alcoholism and drugs, but has an enormous problem with young men having gambling addictions?
Why do Turkish seniors in Germany statisticaly prefer to have an attractive nurse with black skin color from African descent?
Why do the Turkish take away restaurants here serve better pizza than kebab?
Why do so many Turks here buy BMWs?
Why do Turkish macho men fear their mums?
Oh! And why are so many Turks in their 40s in German cities the most radical communists you can possibly imagine ( I once visited the family of a friend and they had a portrait of Stalin next to the Portrait of Attatür in their livingroom)
Is Effes the only beer available in Turkey? Or is it just the only beer available in the Turkish city I went to. It seemed like a conspiracy!!!
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 2:54 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 2:18 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Where are they taking the Hobbitses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE-1RPDqJAY
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 2:57 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 2:54 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (August 7, 2013 at 2:18 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Where are they taking the Hobbitses?
If it's not already, that ought to be a bannable offense. 
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 3:06 pm
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I couldn't agree more!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 3:26 pm
(August 6, 2013 at 10:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: [
The meaning of life is to scatter your enemies, to see them driven before you, to watch their cities turn to dust, to see their beloved in tears, and to gather in your bosom their wives and daughters.
What if I don't have enemies?
What if seeing people in tears doesn't make me happy?
What about watching football on Sundays?
Where does the beach fit in to this?
What about MY son?
What if the things that interest me in life have nothing to do with burning cities and shit?
What if my girlfriend gets pissed when I hold other women in my bosom?
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August 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Hehe.. 'bosom'.
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August 7, 2013 at 3:43 pm
(August 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Hehe.. 'bosom'. ![[Image: dm003.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=dailypop.in%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F04%2Fdm003.gif)
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August 7, 2013 at 3:44 pm
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If the sum of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the square on the other two sides, why is a mouse when it spins?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 7, 2013 at 3:54 pm
I don't think mehmet completely achieved what he wanted to in this post. All he achieved from my side is that I finally figured out how the ignore button works (after I thought he was ok when I just joined the forum).
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
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RE: Ask your questions, and I shall answer them
August 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
What is it?
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