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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
#91
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Quote: Yep.

Yesterday, God asked me to "talk to these atheists".

That was until the day Isaac's mother heard heard a voice from above, "Your son has been corrupted by sin... he needs to be saved".

"I will do my best to save him my Lord", Isaac's mother replied... rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life.

Again the voice called to her, "Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins."

"I will follow Your instructions, Lord: I have faith in Thee", Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room, away from the evils of the world.

One last time, Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her, "You've done as I've asked... but I still question your devotion to Me to prove your faith. I will ask one more thing of you".

"Yes, Lord, anything", Isaac's mother begged.

"To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life as an offering to Me to prove you love Me above all else".

"Yes, Lord", she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen.
#92
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 11:12 am)Stimbo Wrote: Yes, special dad, my avatar is indeed an Orthodox Jew if you like.

Do you find it interesting that he thought the intentionally evil-looking "man" in your avatar was an Orthodox Jew?

Or maybe it was an intentional use of implicit degradation, and I'm not giving his holiness enough credit?

Or perhaps he is actually Mel Gibson in disguise?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
#93
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 11:57 am)Kayenneh Wrote: [Image: tumblr_mlerjdVu6r1riy6u1o1_250.gif]

K - you are so hot with your hair darkened this way. Something about you repeating over and over that you aren't a man makes you seem even more womanly. Somehow I think your viking maidenhead will yet yield to me.


@MD - No offense lord, just a little flirty thing. No worries though, we aren't same sex. I know how that offends you. Wait a minute. Does same sex marriage and homosexuality really piss you off? In that whole shitty bible book, the only reference against it comes in the Jewish prologue .. what do they call it? .. oh yeah, the old testament.

For the record, could you set us *straight* on where you stand on sexual relations? Do you care who we do it with or who we marry? Also can you confirm my suspicion that you yourself may have been a Nancyboy last time around? How about this time? What's your preference .. and if you really are gay, are you a top, a bottom or a switch hitter? I know this sounds rather forward but, come on, you know my thoughts anyway, right?
#94
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Funny, He also said He is Jesus, and also that He is not God.

We can definitely take the trinity out of the equation. More easily, agree that He has some sort of cult belief. Wishful thinking that no one else buys his crap.
#95
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Someone called JW a while back, and it doesn't seem too far-fetched that he may have started that way.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
#96
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
Am I awake?
#97
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 12:44 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Am I awake?

Nope - don't worry about it. This is just a really bad dream.
Any spelling mistakes are due to my godlessness!
#98
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 12:10 pm)whateverist Wrote: K - you are so hot with your hair darkened this way. Something about you repeating over and over that you aren't a man makes you seem even more womanly. Somehow I think your viking maidenhead will yet yield to me.

Oh dearest, my maidenhead was claimed a while ago. But one can always dream Cool Shades
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

#99
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 1:01 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Oh dearest, my maidenhead was claimed a while ago. But one can always dream Cool Shades

No worries, that just means the heavy lifting is already done. (How considerate of you.)
RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
(August 21, 2013 at 12:15 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Funny, He also said He is Jesus, and also that He is not God.

We can definitely take the trinity out of the equation. More easily, agree that He has some sort of cult belief. Wishful thinking that no one else buys his crap.




That is an interesting point.

There is not really "a trinity".

It is more like two.

Since God, and the Holy Spirit, are the exact same thing.

Those zany Catholics.

So

You got God.

And you got me, and that's it.

That's all she wrote.

Two.

And one is me.



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