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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 18, 2013 at 9:56 am
I nominate one of the following as being among the Top Ten wittiest quotes I have read. Guess which one:
(August 18, 2013 at 9:52 am)LostLocke Wrote: (August 18, 2013 at 3:10 am)enrico Wrote: 5) What is the difference between Al Capone philosophy and Sadashiva philosophy?
I don't know. Something like bullet to the head versus bullet to the chakra?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 18, 2013 at 3:03 pm
I liked this one by Min:
(July 29, 2013 at 8:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:and create difficulties for students with learning disabilities.
There is no bigger learning disability than a pre-existing belief in fucking jesus.
Hilarious 
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 21, 2013 at 5:14 pm
(August 21, 2013 at 5:10 pm)LostLocke Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 4:51 pm)Mark Dreher Wrote: It is written, "his name, will be found, on his thigh".
The Second Coming. Those are two sentences you might want to reconsider using in succession.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 7:27 am
(August 21, 2013 at 5:14 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 5:10 pm)LostLocke Wrote: Those are two sentences you might want to reconsider using in succession.
I hope you wont take this as me bitching arround and annoying you.
But could you please post a link to the original statement the next time, cause when I give you some kudos I certainly would like to do the same on the original statement.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 8:05 am
(August 22, 2013 at 7:27 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: (August 21, 2013 at 5:14 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
I hope you wont take this as me bitching arround and annoying you.
But could you please post a link to the original statement the next time, cause when I give you some kudos I certainly would like to do the same on the original statement.
Have you tried clicking on the green arrow next to the username?
That's why, when you quote someone, you have a pid='xxxxxxxxx' and dateline='yyyyyyyyyyy'. So the forum's engine generates the link to that post in particular... .automatically! 
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 9:12 am
(August 22, 2013 at 7:27 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: I hope you wont take this as me bitching arround and annoying you.
But could you please post a link to the original statement the next time, cause when I give you some kudos I certainly would like to do the same on the original statement.
Oh no, I do not mind you pointing it out. Next time I'll put a link for those who aren't familiar with the magic of the little green arrow 
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 10:46 am
(August 22, 2013 at 9:12 am)Kayenneh Wrote: (August 22, 2013 at 7:27 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: I hope you wont take this as me bitching arround and annoying you.
But could you please post a link to the original statement the next time, cause when I give you some kudos I certainly would like to do the same on the original statement.
Oh no, I do not mind you pointing it out. Next time I'll put a link for those who aren't familiar with the magic of the little green arrow
(August 22, 2013 at 8:05 am)pocaracas Wrote: (August 22, 2013 at 7:27 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: I hope you wont take this as me bitching arround and annoying you.
But could you please post a link to the original statement the next time, cause when I give you some kudos I certainly would like to do the same on the original statement.
Have you tried clicking on the green arrow next to the username?
That's why, when you quote someone, you have a pid='xxxxxxxxx' and dateline='yyyyyyyyyyy'. So the forum's engine generates the link to that post in particular... .automatically!
green arrow????
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 10:48 am
(August 22, 2013 at 10:46 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: green arrow????
Yes dearest. Take any quoted post, next to the '[Member] Wrote:' at the top of the quote, there's a green arrow pointing right. If you click it, it will take you to the OP.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 10:49 am
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2013 at 10:50 am by LastPoet.)
Hmmm that little green arrow just after "Kayenneh wrote" or "pocaracas wrote" in the quote header, numbnuts 
Edit: Ninja'd by Kay
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
August 22, 2013 at 12:05 pm
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2013 at 12:07 pm by pocaracas.)
(August 22, 2013 at 10:46 am)The Germans are coming Wrote: (August 22, 2013 at 9:12 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Oh no, I do not mind you pointing it out. Next time I'll put a link for those who aren't familiar with the magic of the little green arrow
(August 22, 2013 at 8:05 am)pocaracas Wrote: Have you tried clicking on the green arrow next to the username?
That's why, when you quote someone, you have a pid='xxxxxxxxx' and dateline='yyyyyyyyyyy'. So the forum's engine generates the link to that post in particular... .automatically!
green arrow???? That one:
![[Image: ThatArrow_zps66786b2f.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i191.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz226%2Fpocaracas%2FAF%2FThatArrow_zps66786b2f.jpg)
You might want to try this site:
http://www.maniacworld.com/color_blind_test.htm
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