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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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I am wondering.
Where o' where has Jesus gone? I have nails to use.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 (August 22, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I am wondering. Do I not get breaks? I think I do. I live in a "constant vacation". And correspond with humans. When I feel the time. Or on the porcelain throne, or something. Not a big deal. I deal with big deals. And that ain't one of them. I deal with God, on important issues. Like "Is that jetliner, going to crash"? And everyone die. You will allow me to do my work? Thank you. 
You geezer. You're not even on Twitter?!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
(August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am)c172 Wrote: You geezer. You're not even on Twitter?! No. I am not on twitter. I do not twit. Sorry. My words Are important. And familiarity Breeds contempt. I find. I will pretend to be your equal. But You are talking directly to "The Lord Jesus Christ". Always remember that.. A pretty big "muckety muck". If there ever was one. 
Muckety mucks don't
have to tell people how big they are for real, yo. 
Ok, lord muck: tell me what I'm thinking right now.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 23, 2013 at 1:02 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:(August 22, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I am wondering. So when a jet crashes thats you fucking up! Where were you on 9/11 on a break? You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. 
Interesting to note
There is a guy in Queensland also claiming To be the 2nd Jesus Christ. Maybe you'll have to duel with him Mortal Combat style. ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 6:01 am
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2013 at 6:07 am by Mark Dreher.)
(August 23, 2013 at 4:03 am)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, lord muck: tell me what I'm thinking right now. I don't know Stimbo. I can't read your mind. But if you are Jewish? At some point, you would probably think "Maybe, I should not be that." I would guess. If you force Me too. (August 23, 2013 at 4:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Interesting to note I think his name is Mark David Chapman. He says that "everyone, is Jesus". I don't say that. I say I am. (August 23, 2013 at 3:41 am)rexbeccarox Wrote: Muckety mucks don't Not so, not so. It is good to introduce yourself. For clarity. Read the first paragraph, of my introduction. http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm See? How helpful it is. (August 23, 2013 at 4:38 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:(August 23, 2013 at 1:02 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: When a jetliner crashes. It is usually me, who causes it. And that is a true statement. There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday To "Bind Satan". And if I do not do it If I forget.. Satan, will not be bound, on that day. And that will cause a jetliner to come down. Or a tsunami. On the day before Christmas Nine years ago. I forgot to say it. And, over 100,000 people Died. In that tsunami. It is a big deal. Thank you for asking. |
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