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[split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 22, 2013 at 4:39 pm
I am wondering.

Where o' where has Jesus gone?

I have nails to use.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 1:02 am
(August 22, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I am wondering.

Where o' where has Jesus gone?





Do I not get breaks?

I think I do.

I live in a "constant vacation".

And correspond with humans.

When I feel the time.

Or on the porcelain throne, or something.

Not a big deal.

I deal with big deals.

And that ain't one of them.

I deal with God, on important issues.

Like "Is that jetliner, going to crash"?

And everyone die.

You will allow me to do my work?

Thank you.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am
You geezer. You're not even on Twitter?!
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 2:38 am
(August 23, 2013 at 1:25 am)c172 Wrote: You geezer. You're not even on Twitter?!






No.

I am not on twitter.

I do not twit.

Sorry.

My words

Are important.

And familiarity

Breeds contempt.

I find.

I will pretend to be your equal.

But

You are talking directly to "The Lord Jesus Christ".

Always remember that..

A pretty big "muckety muck".

If there ever was one.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 3:41 am
Muckety mucks don't

have to tell people how big

they are for real, yo.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 4:03 am
Ok, lord muck: tell me what I'm thinking right now.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 4:38 am
(August 23, 2013 at 1:02 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 22, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I am wondering.

Where o' where has Jesus gone?





Do I not get breaks?

I think I do.

I live in a "constant vacation".

And correspond with humans.

When I feel the time.

Or on the porcelain throne, or something.

Not a big deal.

I deal with big deals.

And that ain't one of them.

I deal with God, on important issues.

Like "Is that jetliner, going to crash"?

And everyone die.

You will allow me to do my work?

Thank you.

So when a jet crashes thats you fucking up!
Where were you on 9/11 on a break?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 4:45 am
Interesting to note

There is a guy in Queensland also claiming

To be the 2nd Jesus Christ.

Maybe you'll have to duel with him

Mortal Combat style.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 6:01 am (This post was last modified: August 23, 2013 at 6:07 am by Mark Dreher.)
(August 23, 2013 at 4:03 am)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, lord muck: tell me what I'm thinking right now.






I don't know Stimbo.

I can't read your mind.

But if you are Jewish?

At some point, you would probably think

"Maybe, I should not be that."

I would guess.

If you force

Me too.
(August 23, 2013 at 4:45 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Interesting to note

There is a guy in Queensland also claiming

To be the 2nd Jesus Christ.

Maybe you'll have to duel with him

Mortal Combat style.





I think his name is Mark David Chapman.

He says that "everyone, is Jesus".

I don't say that.

I say

I am.
(August 23, 2013 at 3:41 am)rexbeccarox Wrote: Muckety mucks don't

have to tell people how big

they are for real, yo.




Not so, not so.

It is good to introduce yourself.

For clarity.

Read the first paragraph, of my introduction.

http://thenewholybible.org/mark_dreher.htm

See?

How helpful it is.
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RE: [split] Hey homeys, Mark Dreher says hello
August 23, 2013 at 7:09 am
(August 23, 2013 at 4:38 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 23, 2013 at 1:02 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:

So when a jet crashes thats you fucking up!
Where were you on 9/11 on a break?





When a jetliner crashes.

It is usually me, who causes it.

And that is a true statement.

There is a prayer, that I must do, everyday

To "Bind Satan".

And if I do not do it

If I forget..

Satan, will not be bound, on that day.

And that will cause a jetliner to come down.

Or a tsunami.

On the day before Christmas

Nine years ago.

I forgot to say it.

And, over 100,000 people

Died.

In that tsunami.

It is a big deal.

Thank you for asking.
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