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My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:49 am
Did you people know that there is a special cell in Jerusalem, which is filled each easter and christmas when the people who claim to be the messiah turn up?
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August 24, 2013 at 8:52 am
(August 24, 2013 at 8:44 am)Tonus Wrote:
(August 24, 2013 at 5:07 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: And God killed him, for no apparent reason, two days ago.

That does sound like something god would do.






Well yes, it is my experience, that God is "a little rough, with most people".

Yes, this is true.

That is a characteristic, of God.

God has a personality.

God is not a robot.

God is nice

To those who deserve it.

To his own.

And rough, this is true, to the rest.

What of it?
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:54 am (This post was last modified: August 24, 2013 at 8:55 am by frankiej.)
(August 24, 2013 at 8:52 am)Mark Dreher Wrote: God is not a robot.

Hmm...

[Image: god-jesus-toy-robot.jpg]
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:55 am
(August 24, 2013 at 7:58 am)Mark Dreher Wrote:
(August 24, 2013 at 7:50 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: For fukksakes, stop! I'm gonna piss my pants!






I should point out, you are not supposed to EVER use, the "F Word".

God does shorten your life, every time you make that infraction.

That is written in "The Final Judgment".

http://thenewholybible.org/the_final_judgment.htm

Chapter 16.

Which, I will reprint for you here.

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But, be as aware of this as you are of your next breath. God HATES HIS CHILDREN USING THE "F" WORD. It makes him cringe, and be assured that is a very very bad thing. You physically will not be allowed (AKA - "you will perish") to abuse the Father in that manner anymore. God already takes off up to one day from your life span for every time that you say the "F" word. He has to give a lesser sentence to some of you, you say it so often, you would not last out the week. One bar crawl and you would have to be put down. And in this new millennium, I would be amazed if there are any foul mouth liberals that live out the year. God's mandate for me is "the worst will go first". Don't be one. Don't sound like one. Don't use the "F" word. Ever. Period.

End quote.

You are welcome.

Really? Fuck off. [Image: coffeedrinker.gif]
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 8:59 am
(August 24, 2013 at 8:48 am)Stimbo Wrote: So in summary: a friend died, suddenly, and you choose to use that tragic event as an opportunity to preach at and threaten a group of total strangers over the internet. And you think that's a good thing? You talk about what "normal people" do; I don't think that whatever composted vegetable matter it must please you to call your brain has the processing power to run a small lightbulb, let alone understand how a "normal person" works. Normal and you have clearly never met.

You, sir, take the number one spot as the most disgusting person I have ever encountered. Given that it means you supplanted Ken Ham for that honour, I congratulate you on your achievement.

Oh and by the way: fuck. Hey, I want to go to your imaginary hell too.





Ha ha ha.

Oh Stimbo.

I have got your goat.

When was the last time you got so worked up?

Only Jesus, could do that.

Winding up tops

Is my fair

And trade.

And I'm good at it.

The battle

Is already over.

You just don't know it yet.
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 9:03 am
Surely this spammy bastard should be banned? Posting bullshit links in his intro? Writing in the spammiest way possible? What's going on mods?
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 9:10 am
(August 24, 2013 at 9:03 am)Napoléon Wrote: Surely this spammy bastard should be banned? Posting bullshit links in his intro? Writing in the spammiest way possible? What's going on mods?






She wants to ban Jesus.

Now, that is funny.

If you think about it, no?

Holy smokers.
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#38
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 9:12 am
Go play in traffic mate.
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#39
RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 9:14 am
Dreher, fuck off and grow up. Better yet, switch off your computer and get yourself some severely medicated help.

And give me back my goat; I'm horny and hungry, in that order.
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RE: My name, is Mark Dreher, I would like to post an obituary
August 24, 2013 at 9:29 am
(August 24, 2013 at 9:14 am)Stimbo Wrote: Dreher, fuck off and grow up. Better yet, switch off your computer and get yourself some severely medicated help.

And give me back my goat; I'm horny and hungry, in that order.




Stimbo, you are just mad because you bought all the Abe Lincoln outfits.

And now you suspect..

That they may be going out of vogue.

Very soon, very soon.

Yep.

That is a very good bet.

Dump stock.
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