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How to Convert People

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How to Convert People
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How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 7:03 pm
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RE: How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 7:12 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2013 at 7:14 pm by Captain Colostomy.)
He calls athiests a 'super intellectual group', which can only mean one thing...he must have spent time reading my posts.

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RE: How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 7:15 pm
(September 19, 2013 at 7:12 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: He calls athiests a 'super intellectual group', which can only mean one thing...he must have spent time reading my posts.

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Clearly he wasn't reading mine.
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RE: How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 7:23 pm
(September 19, 2013 at 7:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 7:12 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: He calls athiests a 'super intellectual group', which can only mean one thing...he must have spent time reading my posts.

*pumps fist*

Clearly he wasn't reading mine.

Something tells me this guy wouldn't know intelligence even if the Borg assimilated him. A generic prosyltizing manual? Way to belittle your own preferred book of crazy, dumbass.
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RE: How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm (This post was last modified: September 19, 2013 at 8:54 pm by Faith No More.)
This isn't actually advice on how to convert people. This is really the litmus test for determining if you are a douchebag. By desiring so much to convert people to your religion and turning to wikihow to do it, you qualify.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 8:56 pm
More clueless than door-to-door Mormons.
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RE: How to Convert People
September 19, 2013 at 9:26 pm
That's so much work, lol. Just because it's so hard to live with others who don't share your beliefs, really? How arrogant.
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RE: How to Convert People
September 20, 2013 at 5:46 am
Does that mean that they've finally stopped using...

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"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: How to Convert People
September 20, 2013 at 5:58 am
Well this is exciting.

I am dying to convert people - Into flight capable super beings.
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RE: How to Convert People
September 23, 2013 at 8:59 am
From the link: "If the target person or group is Agnostic, Atheist, Communist or Humanist". Love how communist is in that group Tongue
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