(November 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two old fish are talking about the temperature of the water. A young fish asks "what's water?"

Therefore, god.

(November 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two old fish are talking about the temperature of the water. A young fish asks "what's water?"

And then fisherman catches them and makes millions with his talking fish

(November 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two old fish are talking about the temperature of the water. A young fish asks "what's water?"

talks of fish in lieu of evidence, as from day 1 of the jesus cult.

(November 8, 2013 at 1:13 pm)Ivy Wrote:

(November 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two old fish are talking about the temperature of the water. A young fish asks "what's water?"

Therefore, god.

Therefore proving how literal minded you can be.

How do the two old fish know about water?

(November 8, 2013 at 1:29 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: How do the two old fish know about water?

Because they pissed whenever they were asked for evidence.

(November 7, 2013 at 10:55 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: The evidence is all around you. Open your eyes.

Looking at the things around is evidence that the things around me exist.

There's no more a bridge to Jehovah than there is to Ra or Thor or Sauron or The Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Black Smoke Monster or....

Wait....I have a collander.

(November 8, 2013 at 12:58 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Two old fish are talking about the temperature of the water. A young fish asks "what's water?"

Oh, wait, I know this one!

And then one of the old fish turns to the young fish and says "open your eyes!" and the young fish swims away, disappointed with the low information content of the answer, his question unfulfilled. He's also thoroughly convinced that the old fish is senile, or possibly just full of shit when it comes to the existence of water.

Oh wait, no! I've got a better one!

The old fish says to the young fish, "water is everywhere, just open your eyes." Of course, in doing so, the old fish is missing out on the fact that this is demonstrably untrue, that water is not, in fact, everywhere, because there's also land, where water isn't present. Thinking about it, in the grand total of space in the universe, water is uncommon in the extreme. The old fish, it seems, is unable to distinguish between his blinkered and limited view of the world, and the totality of the real world. The young fish proceeds to prove him wrong by merely swimming to the surface and leaping momentarily into the air.

The old fish disagrees, and in order to prove himself right, swims deeper into the dark depths of the water. As he disappears from sight, the young fish hears a fading "see? There's still water down here! Water must be everywhere!"

(November 8, 2013 at 12:05 am)FallentoReason Wrote: I'm confused. Why would the theist need to realise that there is no evidence?

So they could either realize that their claims are bullshit and stop believing in it, or else realize that their religion is based solely on faith and stop bugging everyone who's not a member of their religion about it.