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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 2:40 am
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(December 5, 2013 at 2:38 am)Cinjin Wrote: (December 5, 2013 at 1:51 am)Lion IRC Wrote: You can have it forever.
In your heaven? Full of assholes like that one? With an angry narcissistic dictator watching your every move for eternity?!
No fucking thanks.
The equation for the Biblical afterlife:
Heaven = Hell
Nobody gets forced to go to heaven against their will.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 2:44 am
There aren't very many Christians who meet the Biblical criteria necessary to go to heaven, anyway, since all most of you do is pay lip service to the ideals you claim to uphold.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 3:24 am
What a cheap throwaway argument.
Do all atheists pay lip service?
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 3:32 am
(December 5, 2013 at 3:24 am)Lion IRC Wrote: some random bullshit... ![[Image: bullshit_detector4.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=seobullshit.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fbullshit_detector4.gif)
Am I the only one who knows/cares that Lion IRC is a puppet/poe?
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 10:28 am
(December 5, 2013 at 1:11 am)Cinjin Wrote: (December 4, 2013 at 5:28 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: I would never rejoice at the death of a prominent atheist.
We're not asking you to. Join us in the celebration that your fellow sheep is in heaven sucking Jesus' dick.
Isn't that what it's all about?? Getting your eternal reward after you've fleeced the stupid here on earth?
I mean how awesome for this scumbag you're trying so desperately to avoid verbally defending -- he lived like a king here on earth and now he gets to be rich in heaven forever and ever as well.
Think how awesome it'll be when you can join him on your knees covered in the spooge of christ.
Protein shakes forever Lion!!
We KNOW you would NEVER rejoice in the death of an atheist! You're FAR too good a person for that!
...but come on, you can celebrate your fellow sheeps arrival into the heavenly presence of jesus right? I mean dying IS the ultimate reward for you sheep.
Some groups of christians are literally waiting to be able to ride that cock, you know. The men are supposed to pretend they're women so no homo, meaning they probably get vaginas in heaven.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 11:29 am
Coming in late to the party here, but Paul & Jan were featured prominently in an article I linked to not too long ago:
http://www.inplainsite.org/html/tele-eva...ele-Crouch
From part of the article talking about construction on the Crouch's lavish ultra-private office suites:
Quote:Throughout the project, Oliver said, if anything was deemed to be less than perfect, it was ripped out and discarded. After he spent three weeks meticulously straight-lining the walls of a the executive suite dining room, Oliver said, TBN officials walked in one day and told him to start over.
"They came in, changed their minds and moved everything over a half an inch," he said. "They threw all that work away. There's probably 10 grand in that, and they threw it all away." The Crouches personally inspected the work, Oliver and others said. Jan, in particular, was quick to change or discard anything she didn't like, Oliver said.
"She came through once and was terrorizing everybody," he said. " 'Throw this out, throw that out.' You could see the smoke coming out of her." TBN officials defended the renovation project and disputed Oliver's contention that it is a monument to excess. "I wouldn't say they are lavish," art director Doug Marsh said. TBN Vice President Terrence Hickey agreed. "We have stayed to the vision God has given us," Hickey said. "We are careful with every penny."
Yeah sure. They made sure that every extra penny went to the poor.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 12:17 pm
(December 5, 2013 at 3:24 am)Lion IRC Wrote: What a cheap throwaway argument.
Do all atheists pay lip service?
Oh? Have you sold all of your possessions and given the money to the poor as Jesus commanded? Or, will you have chosen to interpret this commandment as either not applying to you or not being absolute so that you can continue to enjoy your first-world comfort while still maintaining your false piety?
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 12:43 pm
(December 5, 2013 at 12:17 pm)Ryantology Wrote: Oh? Have you sold all of your possessions and given the money to the poor as Jesus commanded? Or, will you have chosen to interpret this commandment as either not applying to you or not being absolute so that you can continue to enjoy your first-world comfort while still maintaining your false piety?
No, he'll probably do what John V did and turn it around saying "What have YOU done to help the poor?" As if we follow a holy man who very specifically said to do that or else.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 1:44 pm
(December 5, 2013 at 2:40 am)Lion IRC Wrote: (December 5, 2013 at 2:38 am)Cinjin Wrote: In your heaven? Full of assholes like that one? With an angry narcissistic dictator watching your every move for eternity?!
No fucking thanks.
The equation for the Biblical afterlife:
Heaven = Hell
Nobody gets forced to go to heaven against their will.
Nobody gets to go to heaven at all, because it almost certainly doesn't exist, until some evidence arises that proves to the contrary. Is Lion afraid of the dark? Quack quack.
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RE: Xtian Scumbag Paul Crouch -- Dead as Fried Chicken
December 5, 2013 at 3:59 pm
One thing I'm certain about heaven. Nobody can be certain about heaven. I'm pretty sure it's not going to involve either clouds or harps or the resurrection of the body.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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