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Important information for men
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 RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2014 at 5:38 pm by Crossless2.0.)
My solution to ear hair is to let it grow. I figure it will come in handy when it's time for the comb-over.
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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code 
I still have the peach fuzz on the ears, but I know some day it will turn on me. Fortunately I have a lot of experience manscaping, as I am a hairy boy.
On another note, I did find one grey pube the other day. My psyche has barely recovered.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<--- (February 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I still have the peach fuzz on the ears, but I know some day it will turn on me. Fortunately I have a lot of experience manscaping, as I am a hairy boy. ![[Image: joseph-conrad.png?w=830&h=538]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=jakevanderark.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F09%2Fjoseph-conrad.png%3Fw%3D830%26amp%3Bh%3D538)
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code  RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 6:01 pm
(This post was last modified: February 10, 2014 at 6:02 pm by Whateverist.)
At 60 I can still remember when peeing could be accomplished in one stop.
There was also a time when I thought bunion was a comedy sketch word like lambago. Now I wonder how long it will be before my feet are officially wider than they are long. Sleep is something else I remember fondly. Well, you know, long stretches of deep sleep. I still do sleep of course, especially through long meetings. So far so good with Mr. Johnson. He still rises to the occasion at least as often as he is summoned. Of course that isn't nearly as often as the five times a day that I went in for in my late teens to early twenties. (I wonder if my first wife still has trouble sitting down?)
Napping during meetings is not a disability, it's a vital skill!
Besides that, yeah, all sounds like a hoot!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken." Sith code  (February 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: If it continues at this rate In a few years I'll resemble a cross between gandalf and chewbacca!Pshhhh Oh, shut the fuck up. Men age beautifully. It's us women that have something to worry about. You all seem to get better looking by the season.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked "Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon 
Meanwhile, in ladyland:
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