Important information for men

[Rahul]

Pshhhh
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Men age beautifully. It's us women that have something to worry about. You all seem to get better looking by the season.

I can confirm this. I get better looking every day.

[StuW]

Are you having a laugh, I was 10st until i hit 30 then I seemed to put on half a stone a year! Strangely I seemed to have hit my sexual "peak" 20 years late so the missus is happy, but I certainly feel it the morning after!

[BrokenQuill92]

Eeeeewwwwwww!!!!!

[Minimalist]

Napping during meetings is not a disability, it's a vital skill!

Besides that, yeah, all sounds like a hoot!

Wait until the sound of trickling water sends you scurrying for the bathroom.

That's fun, too.

[Angrboda]

At the Vietnamese New Year festival, I was impressed by how Vietnamese men get even more handsome as they get older. And it's not an isolated phenomena. Older men rock.

[Minimalist]

We thank you.......

[Whateverist]

Older men rock.

I'll have to get one.

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Meanwhile, in ladyland:

I almost peed myself .. right! As if peeing myself were so easy.

[max-greece]

Lets see - what have you got to look forward to?

Well - there's your morning face. You wake up in the morning each day and your face looks as rumpled as the bed covers. Every day it takes a little longer to straighten out. You know that one day you will go to bed that evening still in your morning face.

Then there's the noises you make for no good reason like the half groan you emit when you do something tricky. Again each day the definition of tricky gets a bit broader and starts to include things like getting up from a chair and then sitting down in a chair or any form of movement.

Your hair gets bored in the location it used to live and moves to places its never been before. Nose, ears and arse are major new interesting locations for it, along with the small of your back. The top of your head is obviously completely passe.

You also no longer have any hair on the lower part of your legs and feet so it looks like you are wearing socks permanently.

Aches and pains appear in places you were never aware of before. Neck, back, knees, elbows, toes, fingers and more all decide its time to remind you they exist.

Conversations with friends stop being about women, cars and sport and move on to proctologists, the best pain killers and discounts on viagra.

You know what? - Some things are better off as surprises - so I'll stop there.

[Minimalist]

Do you suppose we should tell the youngsters about the part where your arms get too short to read?

That's always fun.

[max-greece]

Do you suppose we should tell the youngsters about the part where your arms get too short to read?

That's always fun.

That reminds me of a conversation I had with my wife a few years ago. She had started reading books at ever greater distances until her arms we straight. I said:

"You need glasses."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because it now looks like you are reading that book with your pussy."

She now wears reading glasses - in the normal location.