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Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm
There are things you may not have been told! I wasn't, and this has been a horrible experience. As such I wish to share with you "the chat"
When you reach your 30s / 40s your body is going to start going through your changes. These may seem scary, but its perfectly natural and normal.
HAIR STARTS GROWING OUT OF / ON YOUR EARS!!! AND INSIDE YOUR NOSE!!!
And I'm not talking about fuzz, or bristles. No, these are long, like INCH long, individual curly ones. You're watching tv, minding your own business, you scratch a tickle, and sweet evil lucifer there they are.
Why did nobody warn me of this? I just found one which is grey! I have a grey hair growing out of my ear! On my head, fair enough. The grey eyebrows too I have come to accept. But what is this cruel twisted trick of nature.
If it continues at this rate In a few years I'll resemble a cross between gandalf and chewbacca!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 5:03 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Why did nobody warn me of this?
Notice how all the guys in their 50s and 60s are smirking at you? Yeah, there's a fuckload more they aren't warning you about.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 5:04 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 5:03 pm)Tonus Wrote: (February 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Why did nobody warn me of this?
Notice how all the guys in their 50s and 60s are smirking at you? Yeah, there's a fuckload more they aren't warning you about.
I've already discovered the DPE, what the hell else is there we're not warned about?
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 5:19 pm
I'm feeling your pain.. literally, i'll be 38 this year and can relate to every single thing you've said :/
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RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(February 10, 2014 at 5:20 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Intelligent design?
Eat from the wrong tree, and god fucks up your prostate. You think we've got it bad? Image what Adam was going through at 930 years old!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: Important information for men
February 10, 2014 at 5:32 pm
Oh - hope you aren't too attached to being able to have erections.
Just sayin'.
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