(March 1, 2014 at 4:17 am)fr0d0 Wrote: If the universe is God created, then everything bears his fingerprint. We know God already.

Because only my name appears on every page on this forum, everything bears my fingerprint and this how we know that I am the creator of af.org.

Should I start praying to you Ryan?

All members are wicked and corrupt and have sentenced themselves to eternal permabans. It is only through my love and mercy that you may be saved.

I don't want your man love.

I've just escaped Catholicism remember?

(March 1, 2014 at 5:35 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I don't want your man love.

I've just escaped Catholicism remember?

I sacrificed my only begotten son, Jesus of Nazareth, who was permabanned so that you may enjoy everlasting posting.

Act like you love me, if you know what's good for you.

So, even should my worship of you knowibgly be a pretence, you're petty enough to be amicable with me so as long as your hubris is stroked?

That sounds familiar...

(March 1, 2014 at 5:19 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: Because only my name appears on every page on this forum, everything bears my fingerprint and this how we know that I am the creator of af.org.

And because my name appears in the first four letters of yours, I'm pretty sure that means I created you.

(March 1, 2014 at 6:09 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: So, even should my worship of you knowibgly be a pretence, you're petty enough to be amicable with me so as long as your hubris is stroked?

That sounds familiar...

Who is this that obscures my plans with words without knowledge? Brace yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer me.

Where were you when I laid the forum's foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who typed out the code? Surely you know! Who stretched a measuring line across the system requirements? On what platform was its footings set, or who paid for its bills—while the admins together and all the moderators shouted for joy? Who shut up the bandwidth behind doors when it burst forth from the pipe, when I made the PHP its garment and wrapped it in thick JPGs?

(March 1, 2014 at 6:20 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:

(March 1, 2014 at 6:09 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: So, even should my worship of you knowibgly be a pretence, you're petty enough to be amicable with me so as long as your hubris is stroked?

That sounds familiar...

Who is this that obscures my plans with words without knowledge? Brace yourself like a man; I will question you, and you shall answer me.

Where were you when I laid the forum's foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who typed out the code? Surely you know! Who stretched a measuring line across the system requirements? On what platform was its footings set, or who paid for its bills—while the admins together and all the moderators shouted for joy? Who shut up the bandwidth behind doors when it burst forth from the pipe, when I made the PHP its garment and wrapped it in thick JPGs?

Should I sacrifice my keyboard Lord?

Should I wrest the hard drive from my tower?

Should I dedicate my RAM to the manner of your will?

My CPU only processes for you.

I shall give thanks through the intercession of the Holy Motherboard.

Ryan Wrote:If logic is the true ruler of existence, I'd rather worship some personification of it rather than the Bible's personification of every bad personality trait humanity has to offer.

God is the personification of it