Awesome! I have some questions.

Were the holes in Jesus's hands any good for wanking? He was male, so he obviously tried. Does the Bible mention how that went?

When Jesus died, just how many zombies rose from their grave?

How did a snake learn to talk in Eden?

Why did Jesus steal that horse? Does that mean I can steal a car "for the lord"?

I'm going to "put straight" the proper usage of the word, "there."

There, as in "there is no reason to believe what you are saying."

They're, as in "they're full of themselves." (Christians)

Their, as in "I wish they would stop talking about their bible."

You have nothing to "teach" me, OP. :/

(March 7, 2014 at 1:02 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'm going to "put straight" the proper usage of the word, there.

There, as in "there is no reason to believe what you are saying."

They're, as in "they're full of themselves." (Christians)

Their, as in "I wish they would stop talking about their bible."

You have nothing to "teach" me, OP. :/

Ur worse than my mom... tell me to clean my room... I dare u.. or you.. or w which is a double u.. ha!

(March 7, 2014 at 1:02 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'm going to "put straight" the proper usage of the word, "there."

There, as in "there is no reason to believe what you are saying."

They're, as in "they're full of themselves." (Christians)

Their, as in "I wish they would stop talking about their bible."

You have nothing to "teach" me, OP. :/

(March 7, 2014 at 1:06 pm)truthBtold Wrote:

(March 7, 2014 at 1:02 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I'm going to "put straight" the proper usage of the word, there.

There, as in "there is no reason to believe what you are saying."

They're, as in "they're full of themselves." (Christians)

Their, as in "I wish they would stop talking about their bible."

You have nothing to "teach" me, OP. :/

Ur worse than my mom... tell me to clean my room... I dare u.. or you.. or w which is a double u.. ha!

Go clean your room.

(March 7, 2014 at 10:14 am)Miss Meng Wrote: I have decided to come here to put a few people straight and correct them regarding there faith.

I have decided to tell you to fuck off. So... fuck off.

(March 7, 2014 at 10:14 am)Miss Meng Wrote: I am open to questions and will do my best to answer them.
~ Miss Meng

Miss Meng,

How can you believe in a deity for which theists of other deities have precisely the same valid arguments to discount the existence of your deity that you have to discount the existence of their deities?

(March 7, 2014 at 12:28 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: How can I remove these unsightly rust stains and calcium deposits from my tub?

There's something called "Rustoleum" or something like that in the cleaning aisle of Wal-mart. It requires less effort than vinegar. It's not Jesus-easy, but it's just about.

(March 7, 2014 at 12:51 pm)ThePinsir Wrote: OP ran off with her tail between her legs?
Does that happen a lot here?

Troll gotta roll.

(March 7, 2014 at 10:29 am)Bittersmart Wrote: We didn't "turn our backs", nor are we angry at your god. We don't believe god exists. It would be like giving the Easter Bunny the cold shoulder. It's ridiculous.

I don't give the Easter Bunny a cold shoulder. I give him greens, carrots, pellets, hay, papaya treats, and clean litter boxes. He definitely exists - he's been living with me ever since some Christian family bought him from a pet shop, kept him around to celebrate the holiday, and then dumped him outside less than a week after Easter when they decided that actually taking care of an animal for life was too much responsibility for them. Needless to say, I'm a big believer in the "Bunnies are for life, not just for Easter" and "Make Mine Chocolate" movements.

God, on the other hand, doesn't actually exist. I'm no more angry at him than I am at Snow White or Luke Skywalker.

(March 7, 2014 at 1:22 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:

(March 7, 2014 at 1:06 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Ur worse than my mom... tell me to clean my room... I dare u.. or you.. or w which is a double u.. ha!

Go clean your room.


Ok

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Miss-ing meng?