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What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
#41
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 11:11 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: ^^-- exactly my point, and my question: Why acknowledge one bodily function with a nicety, but ignore others?
How should I know? I'm not the one who created the societal norm surrounding this. But it IS a societal norm, so I play along.
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#42
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 11:11 am)Tonus Wrote:
(March 11, 2014 at 12:14 pm)Fromper Wrote: What do the rest of you say?

I say "bless you." It's a custom, like covering my mouth when I yawn. I'm not doing it because I'm afraid a demon will enter through my mouth, after all.

The irony is that JWs don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes because they see it as a superstitious act. So when I was a believer in god I never said it, and now that I'm an atheist I do.

Dam u.... just talking about yawning.. im yawning.. nap time..
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#43
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 11:14 am)truthBtold Wrote:
(March 12, 2014 at 11:11 am)Tonus Wrote: I say "bless you." It's a custom, like covering my mouth when I yawn. I'm not doing it because I'm afraid a demon will enter through my mouth, after all.

The irony is that JWs don't say "bless you" when someone sneezes because they see it as a superstitious act. So when I was a believer in god I never said it, and now that I'm an atheist I do.

Dam u.... just talking about yawning.. im yawning.. nap time..

I always found it amusing that it's been scientifically proven that yawning is contagious.
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#44
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 12:51 pm)Fromper Wrote:
(March 12, 2014 at 11:14 am)truthBtold Wrote: Dam u.... just talking about yawning.. im yawning.. nap time..

I always found it amusing that it's been scientifically proven that yawning is contagious.

Even just talking about it.

*Am currently yawning.*
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#45
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 2:14 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(March 12, 2014 at 12:51 pm)Fromper Wrote: I always found it amusing that it's been scientifically proven that yawning is contagious.

Even just talking about it.

*Am currently yawning.*

Why r u yawning. . Did a christian try to show u evidence... hahahaa
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#46
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 12, 2014 at 3:28 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:
(March 12, 2014 at 3:18 am)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I usually say, "bloody hell chap, steady on now."

That's a bit too long though?

It depends on the length of the sneeze.

A short one could simply warrant a, "bugger me!"
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#47
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
In Poland we actually say "Cheers" when someone sneezes, so it doesn't have any religious context Tongue
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#48
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
I was just glancing through Wiki one day and I switch between gesundheit and my new favorite, prosit, the danish way to say "to your health".

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#49
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
My wife always says, "God bless you" to me, so I always feel obligated to say it when she sneezes. The thing is she has severe allergies and often goes into sneezing fits. I learned very early on to wait for that last sneeze before I say anything. One time she had a fit in public, and this lady kept saying, "bless you" with every one and gave me weird glances like I was an asshole for not saying it.

I hate stupid cultural obligations.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#50
RE: What do atheists say when someone sneezes?
(March 13, 2014 at 12:02 am)Faith No More Wrote: My wife always says, "God bless you" to me, so I always feel obligated to say it when she sneezes. The thing is she has severe allergies and often goes into sneezing fits. I learned very early on to wait for that last sneeze before I say anything. One time she had a fit in public, and this lady kept saying, "bless you" with every one and gave me weird glances like I was an asshole for not saying it.

I hate stupid cultural obligations.
I usually say something on the first one or two, then joke about how they're over their quota if they hit more than three. Tongue It's polite, without getting redundant.
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