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David Cameron finally loses it
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David Cameron finally loses it
According to "Call Me Dave" Cameron, “Jesus invented the Big Society 2,000 years ago [...] I just want to see more of it.”

Quote:On the day that saw Culture Secretary Maria Miller resign over a furore about her expenses – despite repeatedly being back by the Prime Minister – Mr Cameron was said to have no comment on a singer’s choice of hymn: “Ave Maria”.

He went further than any recent prime minister in speaking publicly about his faith, according to the Daily Mail, and took the opportunity to offer his support to Britain’s Christian community.

“It is the case that Christians are now the most persecuted religion around the world,” Mr Cameron said. “We should stand up against persecution of Christians and other faith groups wherever and whenever we can.”

Yeah, those poor hard-done-by xtians are the most persecuted religion (Terrible grammar notwithstanding) - just like all the others.

And this one's a gift for Private Eye:

Quote:And offering his services to help the Church keep up its commitments to Jesus’s Big Society concept, he a little bizarrely compared himself to a company that unblocks drains.

“If there are things that are stopping you from doing more, think of me as a giant Dyno-Rod,” he said.

We already do, Davey boy; we already do. Wherever there's shit to be found, there you are up to your neck in it.
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(April 10, 2014 at 6:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: “It is the case that Christians are now the most persecuted religion around the world,” Mr Cameron said. “We should stand up against persecution of Christians and other faith groups wherever and whenever we can.”


As if we needed more evidence of how out of touch he is, he goes and spurts out this bullshit.

Absolute joke.
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RE: David Cameron finally loses it
Religion plays a very corrupt hand in the world's affairs, especially political, ensuring that the religious ideal is spread through society as they see fit, yet the theistitards play the persecution card as though they are lined up outside the arena to be fed to the lions. It is absolutely mind blowing how much a theisticunt will complain unnecessarily.
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RE: David Cameron finally loses it
[Image: persecuted.jpg]

Easier than typing out a thousand words and far more evocative.
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DC should stick to polishing his forehead.
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Davids announcement of his faith makes sense of his continued quest to make England take on some of the more backward aspects of America.

For instance he seems to be making our fully functioning NHS service resemble the USAs broken one with the mantra "private owned good public owned bad".

The sooner he is voted out the better.



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One reason I hate it when British politicians tout the 'it works in America" shit.
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(April 12, 2014 at 11:42 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: One reason I hate it when British politicians tout the 'it works in America" shit.

Amen to that brother.



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(April 12, 2014 at 11:42 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: One reason I hate it when British politicians tout the 'it works in America" shit.

Pretty much nothing works in America.
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RE: David Cameron finally loses it
(April 12, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 12, 2014 at 11:42 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: One reason I hate it when British politicians tout the 'it works in America" shit.

Pretty much nothing works in America.

you do good theme parks.



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