According to "Call Me Dave" Cameron, “Jesus invented the Big Society 2,000 years ago [...] I just want to see more of it.”
Yeah, those poor hard-done-by xtians are the most persecuted religion (Terrible grammar notwithstanding) - just like all the others.
And this one's a gift for Private Eye:
We already do, Davey boy; we already do. Wherever there's shit to be found, there you are up to your neck in it.
Quote:On the day that saw Culture Secretary Maria Miller resign over a furore about her expenses – despite repeatedly being back by the Prime Minister – Mr Cameron was said to have no comment on a singer’s choice of hymn: “Ave Maria”.
He went further than any recent prime minister in speaking publicly about his faith, according to the Daily Mail, and took the opportunity to offer his support to Britain’s Christian community.
“It is the case that Christians are now the most persecuted religion around the world,” Mr Cameron said. “We should stand up against persecution of Christians and other faith groups wherever and whenever we can.”
Yeah, those poor hard-done-by xtians are the most persecuted religion (Terrible grammar notwithstanding) - just like all the others.
And this one's a gift for Private Eye:
Quote:And offering his services to help the Church keep up its commitments to Jesus’s Big Society concept, he a little bizarrely compared himself to a company that unblocks drains.
“If there are things that are stopping you from doing more, think of me as a giant Dyno-Rod,” he said.
We already do, Davey boy; we already do. Wherever there's shit to be found, there you are up to your neck in it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'