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The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Chas Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: This is very offensive.

Too fucking bad. Boo-hoo. We make fun of your myths because they are foolish, dangerous myths.

I would feel safer with someone who fears God than someone who feels they have no accountability to anyone. Just my opinion.

(April 15, 2014 at 9:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:41 pm)Beccs Wrote: But the Jews, whose holy text the OT is, say Jesus didn't fulfill those prophecies.
Of course not, how could the old school allow an upstart company compete with them? That would be like Christians admitting that the Jesus in the Koran is the same guy. Lets not dwell in the fact that "El" and "Elohim" and "Yahweh" are names pulled out of polytheism.

Jews start Coke, and Christians start Pepsi and Muslims start RC Cola and all these morons forget that water was around long before.

Most Jews have been blinded because they have rejected the Messiah. Islam has minimized Jesus as just a prophet. Christians have accepted Jesus as He claimed to be - the Son of God.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Chas Wrote: Too fucking bad. Boo-hoo. We make fun of your myths because they are foolish, dangerous myths.

I would feel safer with someone who fears God than someone who feels they have no accountability to anyone. Just my opinion.

(April 15, 2014 at 9:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Of course not, how could the old school allow an upstart company compete with them? That would be like Christians admitting that the Jesus in the Koran is the same guy. Lets not dwell in the fact that "El" and "Elohim" and "Yahweh" are names pulled out of polytheism.

Jews start Coke, and Christians start Pepsi and Muslims start RC Cola and all these morons forget that water was around long before.

Most Jews have been blinded because they have rejected the Messiah. Islam has minimized Jesus as just a prophet. Christians have accepted Jesus as He claimed to be - the Son of God.

Emphasis on the "claimed to be".

THere have been thousands who have made the same claim.

The movie "The Life of Brian", showing many prophets standing on the streets has been described as historically accurate.

To quote a Dire Straits song,

"Two men say they're Jesus,
One of them must be wrong!"

ROFLOL

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
Rev - The other day my son said, "Mormonism is nothing but a bastardization of Christianity."

And I replied, "And Christianity is nothing but a bastardization of Judaism."

And Islam is a mishmash of Judaism and Christianity and probably pagan Arabic nonsense.

Who better than the people (the Jews), who wrote the shit down, who devoted lifetimes to studying that crap -- who better to decide if the Messiah criteria had been met?

Jesus was just a very naughty boy. Very naughty indeed.

See how it works Rev?
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 16, 2014 at 5:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:
(April 15, 2014 at 5:59 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: Respect is earned, not freely given fool. I have a certain modicum of respect I hold for people I've just met, and whether that stays, grows, or erodes is entirely up to the person.

Besides, your religion isn't above being mocked.

God will not be mocked. You can mock me all you want.

Ok, let me make this clear for you;

Fuck you, and especially fuck your concept of a god. You and your imaginary friends are not above being mocked.

Like so;

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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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(April 16, 2014 at 5:56 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I would feel safer with someone who fears God than someone who feels they have no accountability to anyone. Just my opinion.

And what do you feel about all the atheists, who take the third option you haven't presented, and feel accountable to the people around them, to the future, and to their own moral standards?

I mean, surely you wouldn't be trying to be dishonest here and imply that all atheists fit into your second category! That would be a false dichotomy, not to mention a lie, since you definitely know now that there are standards of accountability that don't rely on god, and are actually superior to god's... Thinking
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
Quote:I would feel safer with someone who fears God than someone who feels they have no accountability to anyone. Just my opinion.

And fucking worthless....like the rest of your opinions.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 16, 2014 at 5:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God will not be mocked. You can mock me all you want.

Then what's the problem? Your god is beyond mockery and you've set yourself up as a target for mockery. You've renounced all title to complaints of offense.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
(April 16, 2014 at 6:28 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(April 16, 2014 at 5:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God will not be mocked. You can mock me all you want.

Then what's the problem? Your god is beyond mockery and you've set yourself up as a target for mockery. You've renounced all title to complaints of offense.

That response always bothers me morso than most crap they claim.

When someone says "Don't pick on my god." I get the image of a midget standing spread eagle in front of the Terminator shouting "DON'T HIT MY GOD YOU MIGHT HURT HIM".

I have two huge problems with this childish knee jerk reaction.

1. Why would an all powerful being need a mortal to defend it? Are they claiming this all powerful god cant kick our ass on his own?

2. How petty is this god with all the death from famine, crime, war and disease for him to not only need a mortal to protect him, but make his primary rule of not being called names. If I were an all powerful god the last fucking thing I would worry about is someone calling me names.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
Quote:God will not be mocked.

I mock your fucking god constantly. Big deal.
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RE: The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave
This god is the absolute most powerless entity imaginable - it can't even take offense for itself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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