(March 25, 2014 at 1:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: More jesus freak fuckery.

Quote:An 8-year-old girl in Virginia has been told that she can not return to her Christian school because she defied “biblical standards” by looking like a boy.

Doris Thompson told WSET that her granddaughter, Sunnie Kahle, was forced to enroll in public school and has been refused admission for the next school year until she can express the proper gender identity.

“You’re probably aware that Timberlake Christian School is a religious, Bible believing institution providing education in a distinctly Christian environment,” a letter from Timberlake Christian School’s principal said.

Quote:A Forest City, SC pastor is charged with sexual battery after he harassed a woman at a Super 8 motel who he believed was a prostitute.

According to WSOC-TV Channel 9, Harriett Memorial Freewill Baptist Church’s Pastor Robert Harris said that the bizarre incident at the motel happened because “I allowed the devil to motivate my mind.”

Harris told Channel 9 that he intends to ask forgiveness from his congregation after explaining to them that he asked a woman for sex at the motel in Gastonia.

Quote:Evangelical activist calls for Bill Maher to be flogged or hanged over Noah ‘blasphemy’

Quote:“He may have protection under the First Amendment to say whatever slanderous thing that comes out of his toilet bowl brain, but that does not mean Christians should turn the other cheek,” Emmanuel said.

Quote:MAYKING, KY (WATE) - A popular snake-handling pastor in Kentucky is facing drug charges following his arrest Tuesday.

Verlin Short, 42 from the popular series on Animal Planet, "Snake Man of Appalachia" was arrested Tuesday for charges of trafficking schedule II narcotics.

Quote:Authorities in Minnesota have launched a manhunt for a minister who is facing 59 counts of first-degree sexual assault in cases against girls -- called "Maidens" -- as young as 13.
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Tornambe, now 27, said that she met Barnard at the age of 9 as a part of her parents' home schooling. At age 11, her family joined the “Shepherd’s Camp.” And then, Barnard chose her to be "sacrificed to God" by raping her at age 13 in 2000. The rapes continued over the course of nine years.
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In the charging documents, the second victim explained how Barnard compared their relationship to Jesus and Mary Magdalene. And he spoke of the concubines of King Solomon. He allegedly told the girls that sex with him was normal because of “God’s word."

Quote:He allegedly told the girls that sex with him was normal because of “God’s word."

(April 17, 2014 at 5:19 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Quote:He allegedly told the girls that sex with him was normal because of “God’s word."

That's a good scam. Cheaper than buying them drinks.

Quote:A runaway car plowed into a Florida church, smashing through a wall and injuring around 20 worshippers attending Easter services, police said on Monday.

About 20 people were hurt when the Lexus sedan crashed into the Second Haitian Baptist Church in the city of Fort Myers where some 200 people had gathered for an evening service Easter Sunday.