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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:28 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Sorry, mate, but the last thing on me mind after a bit of rumpy-pumpy is a mad dash for the linen closet. It's bad enough that I have to choose between a sandwich and sleep.
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Put the towels down before! I have to, my lady is rather...productive? She'd kill me if she found out I posted that, but...
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:32 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Um... Try having an extra set of sheets
So, rather than simply roll back to my side of the bed, you want me to change the sheets after sex?? God's nads, you and SC want to complicate me life. 
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:34 pm
Well, I don't have a monster bed. I just have one queen. All that extra real estate and you can have a sexual DMZ.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:36 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:34 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Well, I don't have a monster bed. I just have one queen. All that extra real estate and you can have a sexual DMZ.
Oh, I am SO going to have a sign made up for the middle of the headboard that reads 'SEXUAL DMZ'.
I love it. 
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:36 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Um... Try having an extra set of sheets
Who is going to get up and changed the sheets right after sex??
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:39 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:36 pm)Losty Wrote: (May 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Um... Try having an extra set of sheets
Who is going to get up and changed the sheets right after sex??
My point exactly. We swap the sheets on the bed once a week. Not a boast, but we are NOT going to reduce our sexual activity to once a week just to coincide with sheet-changing day.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:41 pm
Anyone that has enough energy to change sheets after sex isn't doing it right.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:44 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:36 pm)Losty Wrote: (May 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Um... Try having an extra set of sheets
Who is going to get up and changed the sheets right after sex??
Good grief, not me - that'd be impractical because it's almost a sure thing that we'll be having sex again before morning.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:45 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:41 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Anyone that has enough energy to change sheets after sex isn't doing it right.
I don't see how you can do it wrong - the bottom sheet is fitted, and just make sure the top one hasn't got wrinkles in it...oh, wait...you meant the other thing. Sorry.
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RE: where does his other arm go??
May 2, 2014 at 2:47 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 2:05 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (May 2, 2014 at 12:00 pm)No_God Wrote: I like to snuggle my butt up to him because my butt is ALWAYS cold. I think it's a woman thing.
That's a new one! I've never encountered chillybutt. All of my past relationships have had nice, warm butts. Butt.
It's warm now because it's warm out but during the colder months I have chronic ice ass.
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