(May 9, 2014 at 3:44 pm)Napoléon Wrote: This guy asked for sweet and cheap and most of you are talking about whiskey and grey goose vodka? Seriously? Fucking noobs.

Brother's toffee apple cider is my all time favourite alcoholic beverage. It's fucking divine.

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Hooch is the next best bet if you want something that literally tastes like pop. Obviously you'll have to drink 3/4 of these before you start feeling any effects but they are literally as easy to drink as soda.

If I want to get smashed fast though I usually just knock back a load of Jagerbombs. Vodka red bull's are pretty good as well.

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(May 9, 2014 at 10:04 am)Kitanetos Wrote: Grey Goose or Smirnoff.

Both of which aren't cheap.

LOL. Actually what you've got here Napo is a couple of grey beards trying to explain to the children that they would be a lot better off skipping the cheap sweet stuff and going to directly to a chilled straight alcohol that has been distilled multiple times and filtered to remove the impurities. Chances are you are get to there eventually anyway so you might as well get right to the good stuff.

(May 9, 2014 at 3:59 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: LOL. Actually what you've got here Napo is a couple of grey beards trying to explain to the children that they would be a lot better off skipping the cheap sweet stuff and going to directly to a chilled straight alcohol that has been distilled multiple times and filtered to remove the impurities. Chances are you are get to there eventually anyway so you might as well get right to the good stuff.

Yeah, I can respect that. But seen as the guy is the same age as me, I expect he lives on a budget like I do. I'm used to getting wasted off of very little money, I do it pretty much every week when I'm at uni. I was with a friend at a nightclub and we tried getting some vodka. Barman said they only serve grey goose. IT WAS 4 QUID A FUCKING SHOT. We had absinthe instead for half the price.

To me if you're drinking something like vodka or whiskey, the brand really doesn't matter all that much unless you have the money to care about such things.

Long Island iced tea.

(May 9, 2014 at 4:04 pm)Napoléon Wrote:

(May 9, 2014 at 3:59 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: LOL. Actually what you've got here Napo is a couple of grey beards trying to explain to the children that they would be a lot better off skipping the cheap sweet stuff and going to directly to a chilled straight alcohol that has been distilled multiple times and filtered to remove the impurities. Chances are you are get to there eventually anyway so you might as well get right to the good stuff.

Yeah, I can respect that. But seen as the guy is the same age as me, I expect he lives on a budget like I do. I'm used to getting wasted off of very little money, I do it pretty much every week when I'm at uni. I was with a friend at a nightclub and we tried getting some vodka. Barman said they only serve grey goose. IT WAS 4 QUID A FUCKING SHOT. We had absinthe instead for half the price.

To me if you're drinking something like vodka or whiskey, the brand really doesn't matter all that much unless you have the money to care about such things.

Thats true , I'm a college student and I have a very tight budget; plus, 1 USD equals 7 EGY pounds.
I do appreciate the "really good stuff" advice that they are recommending, but if its not cheap, I won't be able to buy it, so its not a good for me.

I hope I find "Brother's toffee apple cider" at the place I buy from .

(May 9, 2014 at 4:04 pm)No_God Wrote: Long Island iced tea.

I love iced tea, i'm pretty sure that will taste good .

(May 9, 2014 at 4:04 pm)Napoléon Wrote:

(May 9, 2014 at 3:59 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: LOL. Actually what you've got here Napo is a couple of grey beards trying to explain to the children that they would be a lot better off skipping the cheap sweet stuff and going to directly to a chilled straight alcohol that has been distilled multiple times and filtered to remove the impurities. Chances are you are get to there eventually anyway so you might as well get right to the good stuff.

Yeah, I can respect that. But seen as the guy is the same age as me, I expect he lives on a budget like I do. I'm used to getting wasted off of very little money, I do it pretty much every week when I'm at uni. I was with a friend at a nightclub and we tried getting some vodka. Barman said they only serve grey goose. IT WAS 4 QUID A FUCKING SHOT. We had absinthe instead for half the price.

To me if you're drinking something like vodka or whiskey, the brand really doesn't matter all that much unless you have the money to care about such things.

What do they ask for Jaeger bombs over there? Over here, I would not call that a cheap drunk - even if you make 'em at home. 8oz can of red bull is like two and a half bucks, and 750ml of Jaeger is almost thirty. You can get a very passable whiskey for less, and it's 80 proof to boot.

Best part about quality hooch: fewer hangovers.

If I was going to go for cheap and sweet, I'd get me a bottle of affordable vodka and mix it with whatever juice is handy - orange, grapefruit, cranberry, pineapple - and pour over ice. Or get limes or lemons and some sugar and make kamikazes or lemon drops.

Or make a yucca (get a gallon sun tea jar, fill with ice and sliced citrus fruit, add a cup of sugar, top up with vodka. Wrap it with a towel and shake it for no less than 30 minutes. You'll need help with that. Open it up and pass it around.)

(May 9, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What do they ask for Jaeger bombs over there? Over here, I would not call that a cheap drunk - even if you make 'em at home. 8oz can of red bull is like two and a half bucks, and 750ml of Jaeger is almost thirty. You can get a very passable whiskey for less, and it's 80 proof to boot.

Depends, you can buy knock off jager for fairly cheap (compared to actual jager). Then you just buy some cheap as shit energy drink to go with it. I'd say for a 10er you could have 7-8 jagerbombs doing it like this. Bars vary but most places where I go out have jagerbombs on offer for £1.50 or £2.00.

(May 9, 2014 at 5:18 pm)Napoléon Wrote:

(May 9, 2014 at 5:13 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: What do they ask for Jaeger bombs over there? Over here, I would not call that a cheap drunk - even if you make 'em at home. 8oz can of red bull is like two and a half bucks, and 750ml of Jaeger is almost thirty. You can get a very passable whiskey for less, and it's 80 proof to boot.

Depends, you can buy knock off jager for fairly cheap (compared to actual jager). Then you just buy some cheap as shit energy drink to go with it. I'd say for a 10er you could have 7-8 jagerbombs doing it like this. Bars vary but most places where I go out have jagerbombs on offer for £1.50 or £2.00.

You don't see knock off Jaeger around here. In bars, Jaeger bombs are seven bucks and up.

Seriously, Red Bull and cheap vodka. Frat boy's dream.

(May 9, 2014 at 5:23 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You don't see knock off Jaeger around here. In bars, Jaeger bombs are seven bucks and up.

That's fairly ridiculous, that's like twice the price of over here.

(May 9, 2014 at 6:53 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Seriously, Red Bull and cheap vodka. Frat boy's dream.

I am very anti-bro, but man, that does sound good.