Dangerous sperm buildup wont be a problem if a guy has 18 wives.

I love how this has turned into a porn-naming spree. If the statistics can be trusted, apparently most of Utah already knows all the good ones, as it's one of the largest consumers of adult films in the nation. (Haven't they figured out how to get the stuff for free yet?)

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(May 28, 2014 at 3:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Dangerous sperm buildup wont be a problem if a guy has 18 wives.

Word is they'll have an endless supply of it for their many wives in heaven. I wonder what celestial seed looks like?

Ironically if this wasn't a Mormon add then Mormons would be against it.
Think about it two young boys alone in a dorm room talking about avoiding the temptation or touching your penis.
And then on the next morning this boy while he talks to some girls take a coupe of seconds to look up and see his friend so their eyes meet and share a mutual smile.

Why most of the religious adds about avoiding porn addiction in the end turn aout to look so ….gay.



I don't have anything against the gay but I find the commercials and religious advertisings against sex yet in the end turn out to look gay discussing.

(May 28, 2014 at 4:41 pm)Zidneya Wrote: I don't have anything against the gay but I find the commercials and religious advertisings against sex yet in the end turn out to look gay discussing.

I think I know what you're trying to say. A little off the mark, but somewhat connected, I gather you find it ironic that anti-gay communities such as fundamental Christians make these ads that seem somewhat homoerotic. Clueless Morgan also pointed this out a little earlier to me before I posted it here:

Clueless Morgan Wrote:I think Mr. Blondie has a gay crush on the dark-haired guy. My evidence: Mr. Blondie's wistful slow-blink across the room to Brunette at about 3:43

(May 28, 2014 at 3:06 pm)KUSA Wrote: Saving Ryans Privates

Are they in danger?

Shit.

(May 28, 2014 at 7:59 pm)Bad Writer Wrote:

(May 28, 2014 at 4:41 pm)Zidneya Wrote: I don't have anything against the gay but I find the commercials and religious advertisings against sex yet in the end turn out to look gay discussing.

I think I know what you're trying to say. A little off the mark, but somewhat connected, I gather you find it ironic that anti-gay communities such as fundamental Christians make these ads that seem somewhat homoerotic. Clueless Morgan also pointed this out a little earlier to me before I posted it here:

Well I think that I hate it for two reasons the first one is the one that you mentioned. The second one would be that if this kind of ads were created by a different culture or religion to the viewer even if the ad itself does not talk about masturbation or religion and addressed a real positive issue and benign it won't matter because if the viewer were homophobic he will surely repudiate this kind of ad.
Basically: If my church does a semi homo erotic ad it's okay but if I see a semi homo erotic ad from any other source that is not my religion it's wrong.

(May 28, 2014 at 8:08 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:

(May 28, 2014 at 3:06 pm)KUSA Wrote: Saving Ryans Privates

Are they in danger?

Shit.

I suppose they could get bruised or chafed it you get carried away with it.

Can someone please help me understand why a cosmic being that made the entire universe would care at all if someone on a little pale blue planet plays with their genitals?

(May 28, 2014 at 8:47 pm)KUSA Wrote: Can someone please help me understand why a cosmic being that made the entire universe would care at all if someone on a little pale blue planet plays with their genitals?

The answer is obvious to us reasonable folk: even if there is some kind of cosmic being that can see us, the fact that we like to play with our genitals would be the furthest thing from its mind.

This isn't so obvious to the narrow, arrogant mind of the Christian, especially if that Christian is a Mormon. Sex is known in LDS circles as the "Power of Procreation", and is equated with god-hood, as their Heavenly Father™ seems to have countless spirit children that have all come about as a result of having celestial sex with his hundreds of wives. Sex is therefore some kind of glimpse into a godly practice, and so, like everything else associated with their god, it's regulated like crazy to the point that even "impure thoughts" are scary to them.

Why is it that the only time you hear of "porn addiction" (outside of a broader sex addiction) it's when some fundamentalist asshole is trying to sell something no rational human would buy?!? For fuck's sake these people are stupid!

Well, if it will make the Mormons happy, I'll stop playing with myself and get somebody else to do it.