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Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler
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Once more in English, please.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(June 10, 2014 at 4:28 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:(June 10, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote: Sometimes I lose hope in humanity.... But I still can't give up, u don't know why we try to argue over the internet, it won't help anything, but if we were to meet in person you'd realize how much more powerful God is I have evidence of our God, while to have no evidence against us, I have the miracles I have see and people in my church have seen, and I also have the bible, plus I have the spirit of God ruminating through me, when you come into contact with God it is an absolute wonderful thing, it's unexplainable and just amazing, have you ever spoken in tongues? Have you ever been slain in the spirit? No, and if you truly give or heart to God you will feel these things and realize how amazing they are (June 10, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote: I have evidence of our God, while to have no evidence against us, I have the miracles I have see and people in my church have seen, and I also have the bible, plus I have the spirit of God ruminating through me, when you come into contact with God it is an absolute wonderful thing, it's unexplainable and just amazing, have you ever spoken in tongues? Have you ever been slain in the spirit? No, and if you truly give or heart to God you will feel these things and realize how amazing they are So, you have absolutely nothing that I just asked for. (June 10, 2014 at 4:40 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote:(June 10, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote: I have evidence of our God, while to have no evidence against us, I have the miracles I have see and people in my church have seen, and I also have the bible, plus I have the spirit of God ruminating through me, when you come into contact with God it is an absolute wonderful thing, it's unexplainable and just amazing, have you ever spoken in tongues? Have you ever been slain in the spirit? No, and if you truly give or heart to God you will feel these things and realize how amazing they are So what would like as evidence then, what could you possibly want that we haven't already given you (June 10, 2014 at 4:33 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote: I have evidence of our God, while to have no evidence against us, I have the miracles I have see and people in my church have seen, and I also have the bible, plus I have the spirit of God ruminating through me, when you come into contact with God it is an absolute wonderful thing, it's unexplainable and just amazing, have you ever spoken in tongues? Have you ever been slain in the spirit? No, and if you truly give or heart to God you will feel these things and realize how amazing they are People that speak in tongues are batshit crazy. RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler
June 10, 2014 at 4:47 pm
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2014 at 4:50 pm by Fidel_Castronaut.)
(June 10, 2014 at 4:45 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote:(June 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Once more in English, please. Err, no, it doesn't. Understandable could simply mean a word that one understands. Like the word 'understand'. You can have a clusterfuck of words put together that are understandable but aren't coherent. (June 10, 2014 at 4:25 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote: Sometimes I lose hope in humanity.... But I still can't give up, u don't know why we try to argue over the internet, it won't help anything, but if we were to meet in person you'd realize how much more powerful God is Actually I'm fairly sure I'd just take a restraining order out on you. Can you explain why when you hear the words 'fuck off' your first response is to try and do the opposite of that? Nobody here cares about your beliefs. Nobody. They mean nothing to us, just like your god, just like 'sin', just like heaven and hell. It's all Irrelevant to us, and it becomes more irrelevant the more guys like you try and force us to accept your beliefs as real. Love atheistforums.org? Consider becoming a patreon and helping towards our server costs.
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler
June 10, 2014 at 4:50 pm
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2014 at 4:52 pm by Ryantology.)
(June 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote:(June 10, 2014 at 4:40 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: So, you have absolutely nothing that I just asked for. All you've given is assertions you can't properly justify. I demand evidence that does not require pre-existing faith or 'opening my heart'. (June 10, 2014 at 4:45 pm)Theonewhoanswersyourquestions Wrote: Coherent means understandable you baboon Er, excuse me, you arrogant prick. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to like that? I was having what I took to be a civil discussion with you. I asked you a polite question about whether you were asserting that might makes right, and I couldn't understand your salad of an answer so I asked for clarification. Oh I understood the words alright, but your unique way of structuring them probably made more sense in your head than to my eyes. And you come off at me like this? Well, you can go forth and multiply as far as I'm concerned, “TheOneWhoEvadesYourQuestionsLikeAPussy“, because quite frankly I've had enough of this mealy-mouthed holier-than-thou shit to last me a lunchtime. Good day to you sir.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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