(June 17, 2014 at 10:18 am)LastPoet Wrote:

(June 17, 2014 at 8:59 am)ThePinsir Wrote: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock sucker, mother fucker, and tits.

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Ah, George Carlin. He will be down there waiting for us, baking pies without an oven!

Carlin was the master. Made it all so funny.

His contribution to The Aristocrats (entrained corn and other identifiable bits in the diarrhea) was, dare I say it here, a religious experience for me.

Fucking dolt = idiot
Fucking cunt = all purpose insult
Moose cock = bullshit
Jesus tits = fucking hell

Fucking hell! Its like a tourettes syndrome convnention.

I rather like the American word 'dork', I just love the way they say it. I only found out the other day it means whales dick...

I'd have to say that my favorite is "cunt." The power of swear words comes from their ability to offend people with fragile sensibilities, and we have started to become too desensitized to "fuck." It is my number two favorite swear word due to its versatility, but nothing beats watching jaws drop when you call someone a cunt.

I have a wide array of different ones I like in different situations. The only words I won't say are the n word and faggot. Idk why but I just don't like those words.

I Don't know if I should be ashamed or proud, but faggot has been really growing on me this past month or two. Damn it Louis CK, you're turning me into a bad person! I almost never use swear words in audible speech. Not because I don't like them but just something that sort of stuck from my old life. I did notice that I say fuck out loud more if I've been talking with Tarty. He rubs off on me hahaha

When I was a kid I used to walk out to the water line at low tide where nobody could hear me and practice swearing. I'd pretend I had certain teachers or my dad in front if me and at the top of my voice I'd tell them to fuck off and stick their chores/homework up their arses.
It was very therapeutic.
If the soldier crabs were out I'd trample a few thousand of them as well.
I'm glad now that it was an isolated beach. :-)

I have to go with Min on this one.

Whatever the situation, you can't beat "fuck".

To paraphrase Billy Connolly, "Fuck!" is international. Everyone understands it. There's no ambiguity with the word. No softening it's impact, "Fuck off, he hinted."