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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am
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(July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm)KUSA Wrote: The monkey and turtle are fucking nasty. I felt sick watching it. That -right there- is why "god sweats the small stuff". No offense meant KUSA, not giving you any shit whatsoever - you don't dig turtle juice and I completely understand. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 3:09 am
(July 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Taking one for the team, eh?
Rub one out so god will rub out a kitty. Empty the shelters! This is no time for the girls to shirk their duty either. I'm pretty sure gawd will do in a kitty every time you do the nasty too.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 5:31 am
(August 1, 2014 at 3:09 am)whateverist Wrote: (July 31, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Taking one for the team, eh?
Rub one out so god will rub out a kitty. Empty the shelters! This is no time for the girls to shirk their duty either. I'm pretty sure gawd will do in a kitty every time you do the nasty too.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 10:05 am
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well, it seems Personal gods are like masturbations. Drippings, To be wrist flung into the toilet before clean up. They Kind of remind me of the turtle.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 10:30 am
When Eve ate the forbidden fruit, it made mankind imperfect. This imperfection somehow permeated through all living species, and is the reason why they currently masturbate. Hell, I've even seen evidence of trees masturbating on the windshield of my car in spring.
It all makes sense, when you think about it.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am
(August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am)Rhythm Wrote: (July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm)KUSA Wrote: The monkey and turtle are fucking nasty. I felt sick watching it. That -right there- is why "god sweats the small stuff". No offense meant KUSA, not giving you any shit whatsoever - you don't dig turtle juice and I completely understand. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
I really don't mind if they beat off I just don't like seeing it. I mean than monkey cum looked like gorilla glue and the turtle came so much you could have boiled him in it.
Let me ask this just out of curiosity. Why can we watch animals blowing loads on this forum but we can't have a person doing the same?
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Because sooner or later someone will post a video of someone who looks a lot like J. Edgar Hoover in a dress self-raping himself.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 1:05 pm
Quote:Let me ask this just out of curiosity. Why can we watch animals blowing loads on this forum but we can't have a person doing the same?
T'is a fair question.
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 4:20 pm
Why "baby jesus" i thought he got all grown up before they nailed him to a tree?
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RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 4:44 pm
(August 1, 2014 at 11:06 am)KUSA Wrote: (August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am)Rhythm Wrote: That -right there- is why "god sweats the small stuff". No offense meant KUSA, not giving you any shit whatsoever - you don't dig turtle juice and I completely understand. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
I really don't mind if they beat off I just don't like seeing it. I mean than monkey cum looked like gorilla glue and the turtle came so much you could have boiled him in it.
Let me ask this just out of curiosity. Why can we watch animals blowing loads on this forum but we can't have a person doing the same?
If you're looking to watch people blow loads that shouldn't be hard to find online. You have to admit the dog standing erect and using his front paws to rub one out was pretty darned talented.
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