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My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
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#12
RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
That is so fucked up. I'm having a fancy drink right now and it's not even my birthday.
I guess my mum is better than yours.
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(September 2, 2014 at 8:20 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I guess my mum is better than yours.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Did I miss something? This really his first and only post? Well...

I never got any fancy drinks on my birthday, and I most definitely didn't join an unrelated internet forum just so I could whine about it to strangers on the internet. Is there a point to this thread?

Hint:

John Adams Wrote:The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.
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(September 2, 2014 at 6:20 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: [Image: 2013-03-12-emperor_palpatine.jpg]

Good goooood, use your aggressive feelings. Take your weapon and striker her down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be COMPLETE!

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You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Eh you dont want to kill me, Chtulhu. I'd haunt you and sing Henry the eighth I am day and night. Bunnies would dart at you from nOwhere, in your yard, and you'll be all like, wtf?

Then: Shit would get real.

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.

Count our blessings that he hasn't called you? At least you don't know my address...I think.
Caution Drama Queen /thread
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
(September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.

Mine hasn't called me in two years. Sometimes we don't all consider the same things blessings. Not that I care about fancy drinks, I don't, but it irks me sometimes when people say things like be glad you have a dad around. My blessing is that my dad doesn't call.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
(September 2, 2014 at 10:22 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: You know what? I'd kill all of you if my dad would so much as call me on my birthday. He hasn't in decades.

Count your blessings.

You can kill me at the end of next year. I finally qualify for my career at the end of this year and I'd like to enjoy the fruits of my labours for a time before being mercilessly slaughtered, please.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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