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My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
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My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Today is my birthday and usually we go out to eat and I get a fancy drink with dinner every year but for some reason this year my mom wouldnt let me get a fancy drink!! WTH???? I have gotten one every year for the past 10 years why is this time any different?? I am so upset my birthday is ruined its the mist important part of my birthday and I didnt get it for some reason like I didnt do anything wrong, I dont know why this is happening?
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
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Good goooood, use your aggressive feelings. Take your weapon and striker her down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be COMPLETE!
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
You and the chick whose mom confiscated her purse, should hook up
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Quote: I have gotten one every year for the past 10 years why is this time any different??

So...figuring the minimum drinking age is 18 that would make you nearly 30.

Why not say "fuck you, mom, I want a drink?"
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Just out of curiosity, what was the drink?
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
(September 2, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Zack Wrote: Just out of curiosity, what was the drink?

My guess would be a whine cooler.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Shockingly, my eyebrow-raise-meter has been tripped.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
(September 2, 2014 at 6:35 pm)Luckie Wrote: You and the chick whose mom confiscated her purse, should hook up

Same chick, IMO.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
(September 2, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Zack Wrote: Just out of curiosity, what was the drink?

Alcohol-free would be my guess.
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RE: My mom wouldnt let me order a fancy drink for my birthday
Umm this again?

Honey sugar baby, please, I don't know what to say. Mothers always have their reasons. When they take purses and deny drinks, there's always a reason. It may not even be a good reason, but being that she's your mother I doubt that actually matters.
Take a deep breath. My parents never took me to dinner on my birthday. My birthday was always more about god than about myself. I turned okay (I think).

Find a better reason to enjoy your day.
And happy birthday by the way Wink
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