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Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
#21
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
I think he might have been trespassing, however,

the "forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who trespass against us" would have to be invoked.


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#22
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
IF he didn't want to be sexed he shouldn't have been praying there looking all sexy.

It's his own damn fault!
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#23
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
I say we go full "blaming the victim": what was Jesus thinking hanging around in that neighborhood on his knees, dressed like that?

Edit: Just realized Fidel_Castronaut posted pretty much the exact same thing before me.
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#24
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
The statue was provocatively dressed. I also note there was no resistance to the overture.
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#25
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
In case there was any doubt the charges filed were religiously-motivated:

The Altoona Mirror reports that Bill Higgins, the Bedford County district attorney, posted the following to Facebook on Thursday:

Quote:"I guess I should take solace in the fact that the liberals are mad at me—again. As for this case, this troubled young man offended the sensibilities and morals of OUR community.… His actions constitute a violation of the law, and he will be prosecuted accordingly. If that tends to upset the 'anti-Christian, ban-school-prayer, war-on-Christmas, oppose-display-of-Ten-Commandments' crowd, I make no apologies."

http://www.newsweek.com/christianity-und...tue-270120

I think this will turn out to be quite embarrassing for the DA.
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#26
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
Yeah, he put his foot in it there. Precisely the wrong thing to say.
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#27
RE: Oh jesus you naughty boy. You know what I like baby.
Can't even keep their traps shut when things are going their way, can they? Never learned the value of silent complicity. Moments like these I wonder if there's really a need to actively resist this type of religious interference in law. It seems perfectly capable of gutting -itself-. If that kid gets sentenced there won't be any way for that community to pretend they don't have a kangaroo court. Follow up cases will bankrupt them.
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#28
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The DA and his actions are a microcosm of what an American Christian Taliban would have in store for us.
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#29
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Jesus loooooves the cock
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#30
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(September 15, 2014 at 5:57 pm)No_God Wrote: Jesus loooooves the cock

Who doesn't.
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