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Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
Jacob(smooth) Offline Donators
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Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 11:33 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKGn9GH-Ww

I...

I just...

Dunno

Can anyone top this one?
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 11:47 am
(September 25, 2014 at 11:33 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I...

I just...

Dunno

Can anyone top this one?

Nope. The first time I saw this I nearly died laughing. If I had seen something crazier I would have died laughing and not been here to tell you about it.
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 11:56 am
Cheese... heck, any processed food disproves evolution! Tongue
Bread and Wine included!
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 11:57 am
How about I fuck Missler in the ass, using peanut butter as a lubricant ??
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 12:15 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 11:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: How about I fuck Missler in the ass, using peanut butter as a lubricant ??

But you can only make new life if you fuck him in the vagina.
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 12:16 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 11:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: How about I fuck Missler in the ass, using peanut butter as a lubricant ??

I recommend crunchy peanut butter.
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 12:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2014 at 12:24 pm by Jenny A.)
Ray Comfort's banana perhaps?

No I take it back, old fashion is best: because the bible said so.
(September 25, 2014 at 12:16 pm)Cato Wrote:
(September 25, 2014 at 11:57 am)vorlon13 Wrote: How about I fuck Missler in the ass, using peanut butter as a lubricant ??

I recommend crunchy peanut butter.

And use a plastic banana.
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 12:30 pm
(September 25, 2014 at 12:23 pm)Jenny A Wrote: And use a plastic banana.

Elvis just popped into my mind.
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 12:52 pm
You just made me spit on the monitor
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RE: Stupidest Anti Evolution Argument Ever.
September 25, 2014 at 12:56 pm
Oh, my.

Elvis has been invoked.


GASP !!!!!!!!!
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