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How do you feel
RE: How do you feel
(November 23, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I can turn water into wine. Beer too. All I need is a homebrew kit.

Then later I can turn the wine into water.

I've raised the dead.

Well, not completely dead . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Heck, I can "raise the dead" with only one hand. Most of the time.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:23 pm)Tonus Wrote: Heck, I can "raise the dead" with only one hand. Most of the time.

Well, if that's considered raising the dead then I've raised a hell of a lot more than I thought.

Praise be to me!

Angel

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Beccs Wrote: Well, if that's considered raising the dead then I've raised a hell of a lot more than I thought.
I... salute you!
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: How do you feel
(November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Beccs Wrote: Well, if that's considered raising the dead then I've raised a hell of a lot more than I thought.
I... salute you!

That's a funny helmet you're wearing.

And I don't think that counts as a salute!

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: And I don't think that counts as a salute!

It's been said that it's the only compliment a girl can believe. Or a guy, for that matter, depending on context.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 5:26 pm)Beccs Wrote: And I don't think that counts as a salute!

It's been said that it's the only compliment a girl can believe. Or a guy, for that matter, depending on context.

Well it's nice to think that someone will do that about me but I prefer chocolates. . .

Thinking

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 5:16 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I can turn water into wine. Beer too. All I need is a homebrew kit.

Then later I can turn the wine into water.

I've raised the dead.

Well, not completely dead . . .

we can do both its not hard... and walking on water pfft who cares we can go into space.
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(November 23, 2014 at 5:54 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(November 23, 2014 at 5:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: It's been said that it's the only compliment a girl can believe. Or a guy, for that matter, depending on context.

Well it's nice to think that someone will do that about me but I prefer chocolates. . .

Thinking

Granted, but chocolates are just a nice treat to pop into your mouth, give you a buzz and leave a sticky mess on your face.

Whereas a dick...

Hang on, I need to rethink my approach.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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