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So you when to hell now what.
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 (November 22, 2014 at 3:52 am)snowtracks Wrote: God doesn't torture (violation of His nature). the word is better translated to mean 'restrain'. those individual that demonstrated the most evil, will have the most 'restrain' placed on them in order to protect the other inhabitants. the 'torture' is that they can't release their full fury on others. What fury?   (November 22, 2014 at 9:52 am)Irrational Wrote:(November 22, 2014 at 3:52 am)snowtracks Wrote: God doesn't torture (violation of His nature). well god smites people he flooded the world. but when it comes to eternal punishment he sends them the devils way.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
Code: <iframe width="100%" height="450" scrolling="no" frameborder="no" src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/tracks/255506953&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true"></iframe> (November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote:(November 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Tell us what you know about hell ... and more importantly, tell us how you know it. Simple answers for simple minds.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Gather all the souls together and overthrow Stan and all his little minions. Then Hell becomes a paradise for all the decent people who were sent there for stupid reasons.
We kick out all the truly evil bastards to Purgatory or heaven. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I find this story amusing;
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly. The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily. The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels. One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on? The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer." "What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute." The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy." God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!" The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" (December 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm)Natachan Wrote: I find this story amusing; As soon as I read the first line I knew the joke. Excellent joke. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I'd probably just hang out with the flamers.
  (December 1, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Gather all the souls together and overthrow Stan and all his little minions. ![[Image: 6a00d83451574c69e201a511c3157d970c-pi]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=michaelprescott.typepad.com%2F.a%2F6a00d83451574c69e201a511c3157d970c-pi)
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