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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 1:43 pm
(November 21, 2014 at 2:33 pm)Godschild Wrote: (November 21, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: Tell us what you know about hell ... and more importantly, tell us how you know it.
The Bible where else, hell is a place of torment and by reasonable thought no pleasure will be allowed. Simple really.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 2:01 pm
Gather all the souls together and overthrow Stan and all his little minions. Then Hell becomes a paradise for all the decent people who were sent there for stupid reasons.
We kick out all the truly evil bastards to Purgatory or heaven.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm
I find this story amusing;
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?
The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."
The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 2:11 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 2:07 pm)Natachan Wrote: I find this story amusing;
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?
The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."
The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
As soon as I read the first line I knew the joke.
Excellent joke.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 2:45 pm
I'd probably just hang out with the flamers.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
December 1, 2014 at 3:34 pm
(December 1, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Beccs Wrote: Gather all the souls together and overthrow Stan and all his little minions.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould