Fucking lunatics.

Hello, abrahamic theist.

If you are reading this, then you have more than likely tried to preach at me in an attempt to "save my soul", and I have kindly linked you to this page to "save you" the time and effort.

I'm an atheist; I don't accept the claims made by your religion as being true, including the existence of your brand of god(s). This means when I say "Your god can lick my butthole", I'm being nonsensical, because something that doesn't exist will have a hard time licking my butthole, let alone sending me to hell for saying it. Likewise, I don't hate your god. If he can't lick my butthole for being non-existent, I can't hate him. I will say, I hate the man-made, fear-mongering, mythology surrounding your god and your religion.

At this point, you may be thinking "There's still a chance to save this misguided soul", and in an attempt to remove all doubt, I give you this: god, the holy spirit, and Jesus fucking Christ can all go fuck themselves in a holy ménage à trois for all I care.

Thanks.

(December 4, 2014 at 6:11 pm)Exian Wrote: Hello, abrahamic theist.

If you are reading this, then you have more than likely tried to preach at me in an attempt to "save my soul", and I have kindly linked you to this page to "save you" the time and effort.

I'm an atheist; I don't accept the claims made by your religion as being true, including the existence of your brand of god(s). This means when I say "Your god can lick my butthole", I'm being nonsensical, because something that doesn't exist will have a hard time licking my butthole, let alone sending me to hell for saying it. Likewise, I don't hate your god. If he can't lick my butthole for being non-existent, I can't hate him. I will say, I hate the man-made, fear-mongering, mythology surrounding your god and your religion.

At this point, you may be thinking "There's still a chance to save this misguided soul", and in an attempt to remove all doubt, I give you this: god, the holy spirit, and Jesus fucking Christ can all go fuck themselves in a holy ménage à trois for all I care.

Thanks.

Thank you. Thank you.

Now, to wait in the weeds for my time to use it. *throws out bait*

Wow, I missed this thread. FuckingJesus menstruating from the nailholes!

(December 4, 2014 at 2:02 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Jesus Christ was a load from God that Mary should've swallowed.

There, spilling of the seed, blasphemy, extramarital sex, and Jesus all rolled into one.

That would be one hell of a bukkake video.

I think I'm gonna go back in time, terminator style, and take care of this "jesus" character. Could take a while though, did anyone happen to grab a surname? If I have to kill every bung hole claiming to be the messiah I'll need more time machines.

(December 23, 2014 at 7:36 am)robvalue Wrote: I think I'm gonna go back in time, terminator style, and take care of this "jesus" character. Could take a while though, did anyone happen to grab a surname? If I have to kill every bung hole claiming to be the messiah I'll need more time machines.

You better go ahead and kill all the Joshua's from that time period as well. Just to be sure

OK, I'm all done. Wait, what? Joshua's? OK back I go...