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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
The weirdest said to me was from my dear grandmother. When I was a kid she said if evokution is true then why aren't people still coming from monkeys. I thought of this years later and laughed, she obviously hadn't been to my highschool
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 10:08 am
(January 6, 2015 at 10:04 am)Brian37 Wrote: Nothing shocks me anymore about what theists argue. Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Mormons, Catholics, even have run into Hoteps and Rastafarians. It is all superstitious fantasy conspiracy to placate the insecurities of humans who do not want to accept their finite existence.
We have a species that once believed in a god named Thor an a species that fell for L Ron Hubbard's bullshit.
It would seem.. that theists generally care and are trying to convince us that their god is real etc. But we know as atheists when we punch our clocks we are done forever. The other thing is theists are so wrapped up into their beliefs without giving any evidence against their religion a good look over.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 10:24 am
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(January 6, 2015 at 9:49 am)Stimbo Wrote: Does his shit smell like rabbit?
His actual shit doesn't smell that bad. Kind of barnyard. But he isn't fixed and can't be because of an un descended testicle, the procedure would kill him. So when excited he turns into a damn sprinkler spraying bright orange piss everywhere. That's the shit that stinks, and why the cats leave him alone.
(January 6, 2015 at 9:52 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: And is he a god?
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Probably.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 1:36 pm
I just remembered one from 13-14 years ago, back on the AOL forums. I used to regularly visit the weirdly mixed religion forums they had. One of the evangelicals said in all earnestness that scientists had proven the existence of hell because they heard screams coming from a volcano.
I shit you not.
She was verbally eviscerated by atheists and theists alike for that one. Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm
(December 27, 2014 at 5:55 am)tantric Wrote: (Also, when a new student moved in from England, someone actually asked what language they spoke there).
Some of my friends went on holiday to the US and got talking to some Californian girls who asked, my very English friends, how come they spoke such good American.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm
(January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (December 27, 2014 at 5:55 am)tantric Wrote: (Also, when a new student moved in from England, someone actually asked what language they spoke there).
Some of my friends went on holiday to the US and got talking to some Californian girls who asked, my very English friends, how come they spoke such good American. Hahaha last I checked there isn't any language preferences for american. But there is this labels for English with (US) beside it. I wonder why that is.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm
(January 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (January 6, 2015 at 2:29 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Some of my friends went on holiday to the US and got talking to some Californian girls who asked, my very English friends, how come they spoke such good American. Hahaha last I checked there isn't any language preferences for american. But there is this labels for English with (US) beside it. I wonder why that is.
I speak English English..... 
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 3:32 pm
(January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: (January 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Hahaha last I checked there isn't any language preferences for american. But there is this labels for English with (US) beside it. I wonder why that is.
I speak English English.....
Si le Quebecois et le habitants du noveau Brunswick parle francais, anglais du america et le anglais du anglerre est le meme.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 3:46 pm
(January 6, 2015 at 3:32 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: I speak English English.....
Si le Quebecois et le habitants du noveau Brunswick parle francais, anglais du america et le anglais du anglerre est le meme.
I find it pretty funny though when people say they speak American though when English came from England.
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RE: Weird things theists have told you
January 6, 2015 at 5:23 pm
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(January 6, 2015 at 3:24 pm)dyresand Wrote: (January 6, 2015 at 3:21 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Hahaha last I checked there isn't any language preferences for american. But there is this labels for English with (US) beside it. I wonder why that is.
I speak English English.....
Blimey! Sod those bloody Americans!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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