Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
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I think this speaks for itself...
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Pretty sure that's an arrestable offence.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Direct quote: "He was a bright kid, which didn't help things... made him more dangerous."
Absolutely correct Faith No More. This one really does speak for itself. He seems really proud of himself, too: "I crumpled the Kid" - You crumpled a Kid, dude. That's no fucking achievement. 
Were I a parent, I'd love that cunt to try and punch one of my kids.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Pretty sure I've seen that guy before on an episode of the Young Turks where he also bragged about beating up some kid. Maybe it was a different asswipe, but the story sure was similar.
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"I crumpled the kid"
Good job mate, no really, well played! You know what? Every child on this planet should be beaten for god! Because god if you do not accept god's love, a punch in the chest is the least you deserve.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (January 11, 2015 at 6:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Were I a parent, I'd love that cunt to try and punch one of my kids. Someone should crumple him, and ask him when he's going to start taking personal space seriously.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm)Fendon Wrote: Do you mean this guy? Yes, exactly. Seems to be popular with pastors. Their congregations must be so proud.
If ever there was someone who shouldn't be allowed around children, it's this guy. Enforce gender roles through violence.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html |
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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.
