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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me

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She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:57 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:51 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Or to put it more simply, I think you are a liar.

Oh, fucking Mr. Merlin is in the house.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 21, 2015 at 11:59 pm
(January 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Divorce, legal separation, dissertation, and murder are the only ways I know of to get rid of a wife. Only divorce is spendy.

You priced out hitmen lately?
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 12:01 am
(January 21, 2015 at 11:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:47 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Divorce, legal separation, dissertation, and murder are the only ways I know of to get rid of a wife. Only divorce is spendy.

You priced out hitmen lately?

No, I took the better option and passed on the trash to her boyfriend. Haha, the dude must be going through hell this very moment.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 12:04 am
(January 21, 2015 at 11:51 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Or to put it more simply, I think you are a liar.

Well, yeah - he lied to me twice when he said he'd stop using TOR, so we could verify whether or not he's a sock. :p

So yeah, he's a liar, but we don't know if he's telling the truth about this.

So what's it gonna be, JCL? You gonna unmask yourself, or should I just go ahead and break out the banhammer?
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 12:07 am
(January 22, 2015 at 12:04 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:51 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Or to put it more simply, I think you are a liar.

Well, yeah - he lied to me twice when he said he'd stop using TOR, so we could verify whether or not he's a sock. :p

So yeah, he's a liar, but we don't know if he's telling the truth about this.

So what's it gonna be, JCL? You gonna unmask yourself, or should I just go ahead and break out the banhammer?

Oh sorry, bad habit. Changing to real IP now. Sorry!
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 12:08 am
(January 22, 2015 at 12:07 am)JesusChristLover Wrote:
(January 22, 2015 at 12:04 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Well, yeah - he lied to me twice when he said he'd stop using TOR, so we could verify whether or not he's a sock. :p

So yeah, he's a liar, but we don't know if he's telling the truth about this.

So what's it gonna be, JCL? You gonna unmask yourself, or should I just go ahead and break out the banhammer?

Oh sorry, bad habit. Changing to real IP now. Sorry!

Of course you are. Just like last time, before you disappeared for a month or so.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 12:10 am
(January 22, 2015 at 12:08 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 22, 2015 at 12:07 am)JesusChristLover Wrote: Oh sorry, bad habit. Changing to real IP now. Sorry!

Of course you are. Just like last time, before you disappeared for a month or so.

It was my bitchy wife that forced me to disappear. I am back now. Wait, let me change my IP now before I comment any more. 1 sec.
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 12:10 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 12:16 am by Losty.)
(January 21, 2015 at 11:54 pm)JesusChristLover Wrote:
(January 21, 2015 at 11:50 pm)Jenny A Wrote: I suppose it would be. Is it okay by Jesus to murder if you hire out?

Woo Woo, I didn't say anything about murder.
Let me be less cryptic. I got rid of her by sending her to her (living) boyfriend forever and also giving the dude a shit load of money to sustain her and her demands. Meanwhile, I am sneaking away upcountry where she will never find me again. Good riddance!

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Neener neener you can't find me :p
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RE: She Keeps Sucking The Life Out of Me
January 22, 2015 at 6:28 am
(January 22, 2015 at 12:10 am)JesusChristLover Wrote: It was my bitchy wife that forced me to disappear.
I guess your second wife was a moderator.
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