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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 28, 2015 at 11:49 pm
So i get to shoot me some souless dirt bags sign me up.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 28, 2015 at 11:50 pm
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(January 28, 2015 at 10:47 pm)Beccs Wrote: (January 28, 2015 at 10:38 pm)Nope Wrote: Or he is Kitty Jesus who has come to bring salvation to catdom. God is tired of humans and is offering eternal life to cats so that they can rule the world after we are gone.
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(January 28, 2015 at 10:49 pm)JuliaL Wrote: (January 28, 2015 at 9:37 pm)Drich Wrote: The story says the cat was in the ground for 5 days... That's some "Pet Cemetary" stuff there.
Not quite
Quote: I witnessed him bury the cat."
Five days later, the cat showed up in a neighbor's yard alive, but weak, dehydrated and in need of medical attention.
Unlikely that the cat was buried for the time... suffocation kills all 9 lives.
More likely a couple of minutes while the people left. Dug its way out and wandered for 5 days.
But good example of how simple stories get exaggerated in the telling.
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Actually it's an example of how someone doesn't want to believe the facts as they are given, so they change them to fit what they believe.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 12:03 am
(January 28, 2015 at 11:50 pm)Drich Wrote: (January 28, 2015 at 10:49 pm)JuliaL Wrote: But good example of how simple stories get exaggerated in the telling.
Actually it's an example of how someone doesn't want to believe the facts as they are given, so they change them to fit what they believe.
I can confirm that bias.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? 
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 1:19 am
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(January 28, 2015 at 11:46 pm)Drich Wrote: (January 28, 2015 at 10:38 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Being thought dead, and being dead are not the same thing. Poor kitty had a coma.
He was reported as being 'stiff' and was in the ground for 5 days...
Did anyone watch that grave for all five days? Because the report is: we thought kitty was dead and buried her but she showed up at the neighbors five days later not we saw her crawl out of the grave five days later.
Even doctors goof about whether people are dead from time to time: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ohio-man-de...d=20027401; http://listverse.com/2013/07/19/10-peopl...-the-dead/; http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...kolkiewicz; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_syndrome. I think the chances of the owner and his friend being mistaken about the death of the cat are quite high, astronomically higher than the cat coming back from the dead.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 6:47 am
(January 28, 2015 at 10:38 pm)Nope Wrote: Or he is Kitty Jesus who has come to bring salvation to catdom. God is tired of humans and is offering eternal life to cats so that they can rule the world after we are gone.
Sweet holy jumped-up Jesus... THE EGYPTIANS WERE RIGHT!!! 
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 8:02 am
Quote:He was reported as being 'stiff' and was in the ground for 5 days...
Drich, read the article again. Nowhere does it say that the cat was in the ground for five days.
As for being 'stiff', I'm frequently in that condition, and never feel more alive.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 8:05 am
Quote:“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“
This is some new kind of logic...
(January 29, 2015 at 8:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Drich, read the article again. Nowhere does it say that the cat was in the ground for five days.
I think you meant the artical.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 8:44 am
(January 28, 2015 at 11:46 pm)Drich Wrote: Because it is news. This happened less than a 100 miles from my house.
And the proximity somehow makes it more believable? Or more likely?
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 9:33 am
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(January 29, 2015 at 8:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Quote:He was reported as being 'stiff' and was in the ground for 5 days...
Drich, read the article again. Nowhere does it say that the cat was in the ground for five days.
As for being 'stiff', I'm frequently in that condition, and never feel more alive.
Boru
And I'm the one with the reading problem?!?
Paragraph 8, he was buried.
Paragraph 9, 5 days later he dug himself out.
(January 29, 2015 at 8:44 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: (January 28, 2015 at 11:46 pm)Drich Wrote: Because it is news. This happened less than a 100 miles from my house.
And the proximity somehow makes it more believable? Or more likely?
Proximity in the context of the post you ripped that quote from means I heard it on the local news. The fact that all the major new organizations have run with this story makes it believable.
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RE: And the dead shall rise up....
January 29, 2015 at 9:50 am
Of course, by opting for the 'Total Cat Replacement' surgery they could have saved $2000
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