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Creation "science" at its finest!
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RE: Creation "science" at its finest!
(January 29, 2015 at 8:49 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Please turn your irony meters off before viewing anything by a theist. Standard issue is not built for such high levels.

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(January 29, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: My school does a science fair every year. Most of the students have better scientific reports than this.

Most kids with even a basic education are better at science than creationists.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
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I'm purposely unaware of the details of creationism, so I have to ask: what does AiG mean?
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RE: Creation "science" at its finest!
(January 29, 2015 at 7:25 pm)Esquilax Wrote: In a bizarrely selective bout of skepticism, old Earth creationist Bruce Gordon published a critique of the young Earth model, in which he expresses that there is no way that god could create all the things he was claimed to have created on the sixth day in the span of 24 hours. This, in itself, is kinda hilarious, but this response by Answers in Genesis turns the entire thing into a laugh riot:

Boy, wait 'til Drich discovers that his favorite source rejects his five byo "theory" ... teh lulz should be pretty rich.

(January 29, 2015 at 11:09 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I'm purposely unaware of the details of creationism, so I have to ask: what does AiG mean?

The website AnswersinGenesis: http://www.answersingenesis.com

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[Image: genesis_system.jpg]

Has more answers than the first book of the Bible.
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#16
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Hehe... High Definition Graphics...

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(January 30, 2015 at 12:21 am)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: [Image: genesis_system.jpg]

Has more answers than the first book of the Bible.

This only works where Sega's rival to the NES was called the 'Genesis', because in many parts of Europe it was called the 'Mega Drive', which as far as I'm aware had no Biblical equivalent, although I'd probably read it out of curiosity if it did have a section led off with; Mega-Drive and Exodus, sounds like a road-movie...

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(January 30, 2015 at 12:48 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Hehe... High Definition Graphics...


Actually, I'm pretty sure that's a screenshot from Sonic CD, which wasn't on the Genesis. This is what they meant:




I'm pretty sure that today one couldn't equate '16-bit' and 'high-definition graphics' unironically.
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You're probably right.

I TRUSTED YOU GOOGLE!!!!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Creation "science" at its finest!
(January 29, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: My school does a science fair every year. Most of the students have better scientific reports than this.

They'd have to or they'd flunk.
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