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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
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I'm willing to keep it together, but I need a way to do so
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
February 9, 2015 at 3:42 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 3:43 pm by robvalue.)
I hope a mod can grant some super powers here! If not I guess it'll have to get tagged on at the end each time.
I just recorded myself reading chapter 1. I got a lot further than I thought before cracking up, and then I was doomed. But I'll put it up anyway for the comedy value! I don't know if anyone could get through all of that without laughing. Maybe if someone was kicking you in the balls. I'll post it up in a minute  Uploading now.
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Holy crap no way. YES. Also I'm dumb for not seeing this thread before.
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DUDE I'M CRYING
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  That was a lot of fun!I'll record chapter 2 tomorrow most likely. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did I'm off to bed in a minute so have a good evening (or whatever stupid time it is in weird other countries) and I'll see you tomorrow my friends! Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum 
Omg how awesome, I can't watch now, have to wait till tomorrow!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Bravo man! I don't know how you read that so smoothly. The context clues are no help. They always lead me astray and I end up stuttering through it. Haha good job.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
February 9, 2015 at 5:58 pm
(This post was last modified: February 9, 2015 at 6:34 pm by Lucanus.)
I've read chapters 2&3 and I'm rendering the vid right now. As soon as it's ready I'm going to upload it and link it here
Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTaFAnmYqSM I hope I faked the accent well 
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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