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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
#31
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
(February 9, 2015 at 3:51 pm)robvalue Wrote: OK here we go, chapter 1:


I applaud you, good sir! I didn't even make it to 1 minute before tears were streaming down my face!

(February 9, 2015 at 5:58 pm)Lucanus Wrote: I've read chapters 2&3 and I'm rendering the vid right now. As soon as it's ready I'm going to upload it and link it here Big Grin

Here it is:




I hope I faked the accent well Tongue

Fabulous. I died. I cried. Bravo!
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#32
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
We have to make sure to nuke all of this from orbit when we're done. Otherwise there is a danger that in 200 years time there will be a religion based on it.

Well at least it says a 100 times that it's metaphorical... But what if the sophisticated theologians of the future think it's only metaphorically metaphorical, you know, in a less is more kind of way, so not really? We're doomed!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#33
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Aaahahaha Lucanus! That was awesome. My favorite highlights: When you messed up, apologized, and corrected yourself, and my brain couldn't tell the difference. When you said Dr. Vagina Checker. And your damn Spanish bit was brilliant! Lol good job man.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

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For context, this is the previous verse:

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#34
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(February 9, 2015 at 9:09 pm)Exian Wrote: Aaahahaha Lucanus! That was awesome. My favorite highlights: When you messed up, apologized, and corrected yourself, and my brain couldn't tell the difference. When you said Dr. Vagina Checker. And your damn Spanish bit was brilliant! Lol good job man.

And then Cthulhu . . . .
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#35
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Haha. I just posted about wondering why there wasn't a peanut gallery thread for this, but here we are!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#36
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You people are strange. I can't believe I got myself involved with such nonsense.
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#37
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(February 9, 2015 at 9:03 pm)Alex K Wrote: Well at least it says a 100 times that it's metaphorical...

Otherwise we'd have Penis Anal Sperm: the saga.
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#38
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Wonderful Lucanas, amazing job! Absolutely hilarious Big Grin You gave it an air of credibility, as if this nonsense should make sense and be taken seriously. I can't believe how much fun this all is! I keep telling my wife how many pages the thread is up to. She says "haven't these people got anything better to do?"

Good point about the religion. I can just see the confusion and bloody wars as endless factions claim that their interpretation is the true one! Good luck with that guys.
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#39
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(February 10, 2015 at 4:19 am)robvalue Wrote: I keep telling my wife how many pages the thread is up to. She says "haven't these people got anything better to do?"

You know, I agree with her Tongue

(February 10, 2015 at 4:19 am)robvalue Wrote: Good point about the religion. I can just see the confusion and bloody wars as endless factions claim that their interpretation is the true one! Good luck with that guys.

I'm more worried about the mothers who will feed their children with a razor-sharp spoon from the eyeballs.
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

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#40
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(February 10, 2015 at 4:19 am)robvalue Wrote: She says "haven't these people got anything better to do?"

I have an excuse, I currently have an absolutely mind-numbing task of running a program which runs for a minute, then look at the results, change the numbers and run it again. Also, it can't be automated, and writing something mindlessdeeply philosophical for 30 seconds is a good alternative to staring at the wall or watching a progress bar.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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