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The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
#11
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Ha that's a great idea. I'd do it, but I don't have the chops. I'm pretty good at silly voices from years of bedtime stories.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#12
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
(February 9, 2015 at 8:41 am)Exian Wrote: Ha that's a great idea. I'd do it, but I don't have the chops. I'm pretty good at silly voices from years of bedtime stories.

What chops are you talking about? Smile
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#13
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Dramatic Patrick Stewart readings.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#14
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
I'm envisioning something like that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxrWuE5qC5c

I thought it couldn't get better than the first one, but this is even more brilliant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7kz4uMXFlE
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#15
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
Lol I've never seen that. Yeah, see, I'm too American, too Ohioan, and my voice is too monotone to pull that stuff off. You strike as someone who could do it though; based on a conversation we had about the different accents you're keen on using.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#16
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
(February 9, 2015 at 8:59 am)Exian Wrote: Lol I've never seen that. Yeah, see, I'm too American, too Ohioan, and my voice is too monotone to pull that stuff off. You strike as someone who could do it though; based on a conversation we had about the different accents you're keen on using.

I really dunno. You can check my A-tag to see whether you find it convincing Big Grin but maybe a native speaker would be more up to the task
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#17
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
That's another idea we could do: fake accent tag videos. Everyone could challenge each other for which accents to use.

...hmmm that might get offensive pretty fast though.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#18
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
(February 9, 2015 at 9:13 am)Exian Wrote: That's another idea we could do: fake accent tag videos. Everyone could challenge each other for which accents to use.

...hmmm that might get offensive pretty fast though.

Great idea. I wanna hear people do a Vally girl impression.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#19
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
I was planning on recording myself trying to read it all at some point! The hardest part is not continually cracking up Smile
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#20
RE: The Never Ending Story recap&commentary thread
I can't edit the OP anymore Sad
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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