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Best description of Christianity
#51
RE: Best description of Christianity
(February 9, 2015 at 6:41 pm)coolfunkDJ Wrote: Bullshit, full of lies, sad to think i used to believe in it

Of course you did. What choice did you have?
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#52
RE: Best description of Christianity
(February 11, 2015 at 10:25 pm)Godschild Wrote: Actually this is the perfect idea of evolutionary examination, always moving the target so evolution can be used to delude the gullible.

"I know you are, but what am I?" - typical response of a (gods)child with learning difficulties. Careful, or you might hurt your brain cell with all this "intellectual" effort.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#53
RE: Best description of Christianity
Actually, this is a perfect opportunity for GC to stand up and tell the class all about it. Here's the mic, GC, perhaps you could give some examples of instances of "evolutionary examination" behaving as you described? Be aware that you will be tested afterwards.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#54
RE: Best description of Christianity
(February 9, 2015 at 8:26 am)Spooky Wrote: In 15 words or less, your description of Christianity

Blood sacrifice makes everything better.
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#55
RE: Best description of Christianity
Christianity: A bad hangover from humanity's long, dark night of youthful indiscretion.
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#56
RE: Best description of Christianity
Islam in 7 words:

"Some guy claimed God spoke to him."
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
...      -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
...       -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
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#57
RE: Best description of Christianity
my description of christianity
some wise guy was hiding behind a large rock and yelled at people while idiots stared at clouds thinking it was a god.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#58
RE: Best description of Christianity
Xtianity:

"Hey, there's something wrong with you because you have an opinion I don't like. I'm announcing that I intend to wish for you to be magically corrected and brought up to my standards. Not because I really believe that will happen, nor that I actually will talk to my imaginary genie friend; it's a passive-aggressive thing, to make myself feel superior to you. See what a great guy I am?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#59
RE: Best description of Christianity
(February 9, 2015 at 8:26 am)Spooky Wrote: [Image: 54d7328eeee27_zpsmzejxk7b.jpeg~320x480]

Faulty logic and a misrepresentation of reality. I've not seen a better representation of Christianity than the above.

In 15 words or less, your description of Christianity (or religion in general)

Faulty logic? Which one of you can rationalize the universe and it's existence? If you can't rationalize the creation, how do you propose to rationalize the creator?

While were on the subject of faulty logic, what about all you guys "believing" Denmark has a secular government when it is a FACT that it does not, and to this day, despite all the evidence presented, not one of you will acknowledge you were wrong.


It appears Fidel_Castronaut changed his name to Pandæmonium Thinking

Then theres this post
http://atheistforums.org/thread-24301-po...#pid613111
Upon mentioning that the words "slave" and "slaves" were only appear once in the King James Bible proving that there is a clear distinction between "slavery" and "servitude". According to Bad wolf, that's Just semantics.
(relevant parts in bold)


It's only semantics when it's not your argument right?Thinking

This is from the same thread starting here
http://atheistforums.org/thread-24301-po...#pid615618
where Esquilax claims the words "property" and "possesion" mean the same thing.
(only quoiting the relevant points, feel free to read for yourself)


Thiests don't hold a monopoly on "Faulty logic" a" "misrepresentation of reality".

The point is, you apparent haven't met a "Christian' that knows what they're talking about.
Your logic fails because you equate "Christians / so-called Christians" as being the same, and if you applied just a little bit of "critical thinking", you'd come to the conclusion that 41,000 christian denominations can't all be right, and in fact, Christianity had existed for around 300 years before the first denomination (Catholic) formed.

That said, being a christian is about having a personal experience, not about regurgitating what you're told. For example, if you've seen a UFO personally, who can tell you that you didn't? But try explaining a UFO story that you heard second hand, you'll never get the details correct.
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#60
RE: Best description of Christianity
Quote:For example, if you've seen a UFO personally, who can tell you that you didn't?

Literally anyone.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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