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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."

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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 7:31 pm
This is when you know you're having a bad day.


http://apnews.excite.com/article/2015030...a67c5.html

Quote:TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — A New Jersey appellate court says a man cannot seek damages for burns he suffered while bowing his head in prayer over a sizzling steak fajita skillet at a restaurant.


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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:07 pm
"You burnt your head praying to me over fajitas? Hilarious!!!!"

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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:09 pm
If he suffered burns from just holding his head over it, what could have happened if he took a bite? Why was the steak that hot?
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:14 pm
The waitress didn't warn the man that his food was hot? Seriously - what kind of a fuckwit do you have to be that you need be told that 'SIZZLING steak fajitas' are hot?

Some people shouldn't be let out without minders.

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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:14 pm
Um I don't see how he could do that. I smell a fake lawsuit.
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March 4, 2015 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: March 4, 2015 at 8:20 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
According to the article, the man heard a *pop* before he get spattered. It may have been a fat pocket bursting.

Just looked up the menu - it's written as 'sizzling skillet fajitas'. What did this dimwit think he was getting?? The restaurant calls it sizzling. They serve it to you in a fucking skillet.

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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:26 pm
It occurs to me that some people may not know what fajitas are.

This should give an idea.







As for how he could not know they were hot? Well. He's obviously a xtian and that means he's pretty stupid to begin with.
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:33 pm
It sounds like it's still cooking when they bring it to you.
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http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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March 4, 2015 at 8:33 pm (This post was last modified: March 4, 2015 at 8:34 pm by vorlon13.)
Good thing he wasn't lining up to do introretrogestion..
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RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 8:34 pm
If prayer was worth a tinker's damn, God could have told him, 'Psst...numbnuts - move your head out of the way of the boiling hot fat that's about to explode in your face.'

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