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So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
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Additionally, a True Christian can do all manner of healing with a simple laying on of the hands.
Where's a True Christian when you need one ? The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I'm sure that God being the dick he is, caused the grease to pop him in the eye.
I sure hope those weren't shrimp fajitas - because we all know god hates shrimp.
 RE: So..... Not Only God but a Court Says "FUCK YOU."
March 4, 2015 at 9:40 pm
(This post was last modified: March 4, 2015 at 9:40 pm by dyresand.)
(March 4, 2015 at 8:33 pm)Chad32 Wrote: It sounds like it's still cooking when they bring it to you. It pretty much is :ROFLOL:
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March 4, 2015 at 9:53 pm
(This post was last modified: March 4, 2015 at 9:55 pm by IATIA.)
It comes straight from the fire to your table. Denny's has an 'ultimate skillet' which comes to the table straight from the fire also. And no, unless you have an asbestos mouth, you are not going to jump right in.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy 
My wife keeps ordering those fucking things and I keep waiting for them to set off the sprinkler system.
  (March 4, 2015 at 9:40 pm)dyresand Wrote:(March 4, 2015 at 8:33 pm)Chad32 Wrote: It sounds like it's still cooking when they bring it to you. we can also talk about the foods they serve that are on fire. I've never seen it in person, but I've heard of it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html (March 4, 2015 at 10:17 pm)Chad32 Wrote:(March 4, 2015 at 9:40 pm)dyresand Wrote: It pretty much is :ROFLOL: Its pretty cool i had flambé foods its good. I just wonder if anyone was that stupid not to blow off the piece they had and put it in their mouth. 
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What's pathetic is that the case took up about five years of court time.
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